Category Archives: Opinion

Squeeze Play

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide … Continue reading

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Democrats: The Red Headed League

“As a rule, the more bizarre a thing is the less mysterious it proves to be.” – Sherlock Holmes, The Red Headed League … but don’t take my word for it.  Here’s David Horowitz, one-time Red Diaper baby, charter member … Continue reading

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For Whom The Cow Bell Tolls

“Something is very wrong. Something smells rotten in the Nevada desert.  And Senator Harry Reid’s fingerprints are all over it.” – Wayne Allyn Root “The standoff in the Nevada desert wasn’t about a desert tortoise or a rancher’s failure to … Continue reading

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Anti-American Hustle

“Yes we can’t!” – Sergio Aragonés “President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he’s confusing the word “ruining” the country with “running” the country.” – Kilburn Hall “‘Wann dem Führer wuste!’ … Continue reading

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“Hello, Ball!”

(Norton is teaching Ralph how to play golf) “First, you step up and address the ball.” (To golf ball) “Hellooo, ball!” – The Honeymooners *** “It is difficult, if not impossible to recall a US politician so uniformly out of … Continue reading

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Eric Holder’s Friendship Bracelets

“I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.” – Clint Eastwood “A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel … Continue reading

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Foul Balls

“The left is doing what they always do when their policies fail: make everything about race, instead. If the Obama presidency itself is what’s failing, then his whole presidency—the one that was supposed to usher in a post-racial era—must be … Continue reading

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The Name Game

  “Like Manchurian candidates, we have been made into Manchurian consumers, who subconsciously buy when we are triggered by our brand masters.” – Bryant H. McGill Name recognition.  It’s why corporations spend millions plastering their emblems on every stray sporting … Continue reading

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Million Dollar Babies

“I voted Republican this year; the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth.” – Monica Lewinsky “Most guys who don’t like me are either Democrats or Yankee fans.” – Curt Schillling “A liberal is a man who will give … Continue reading

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Obama’s Cash Cows

“As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and … Continue reading

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