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No Sugar Tonight

“Looking at the Senate, P.J. O’Rourke famously quipped that ‘The founding fathers, in their wisdom, devised a method by which our republic can take one hundred of its most prominent numbskulls and keep them out of the private sector where … Continue reading

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Happy Days Are Gone Again

There is a grave threat in the White House.  If he is not thrown out or otherwise constrained in the near future, national security will inevitably become a top priority for Americans, forced by tragedy, not just to give up … Continue reading

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Benghazi Duck Blind

“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.” – John F. Kerry “Fraud flows from the top down.” – Andrew C. McCarthy “Man is not what he thinks he is, he is … Continue reading

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For Whom The Cow Bell Tolls

“Something is very wrong. Something smells rotten in the Nevada desert.  And Senator Harry Reid’s fingerprints are all over it.” – Wayne Allyn Root “The standoff in the Nevada desert wasn’t about a desert tortoise or a rancher’s failure to … Continue reading

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Anti-American Hustle

“Yes we can’t!” – Sergio Aragonés “President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he’s confusing the word “ruining” the country with “running” the country.” – Kilburn Hall “‘Wann dem Führer wuste!’ … Continue reading

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Million Dollar Babies

“I voted Republican this year; the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth.” – Monica Lewinsky “Most guys who don’t like me are either Democrats or Yankee fans.” – Curt Schillling “A liberal is a man who will give … Continue reading

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Obama Has Deep Pockets (Yours!)

“You’re telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?  The answer is yes, that’s what I’m telling you.” – Joe Biden “We’d all like to vote for the best man, but he’s never a candidate.” … Continue reading

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A Verse For Congress

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In The Land Of 3-Legged Sheep

“There’ll be women and their fortunes; Who just want to mother little orphans; Are you gonna cry while I’m squeezin’ them dry? Takin’ all I can get, no regrets, when I openly lie; It’s my life and I’ll do what … Continue reading

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It’s All Lee Harvey Oswald’s Fault

“… 30 million new voters, 80 percent of which, according to all polls, will be voting for the Democrats.” – Ann Coulter If polls indicated that immigration reform would provide America with 24 million new Republicans, you could safely bet … Continue reading

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