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For Whom The Cow Bell Tolls

“Something is very wrong. Something smells rotten in the Nevada desert.  And Senator Harry Reid’s fingerprints are all over it.” – Wayne Allyn Root “The standoff in the Nevada desert wasn’t about a desert tortoise or a rancher’s failure to … Continue reading

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Anti-American Hustle

“Yes we can’t!” – Sergio Aragonés “President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he’s confusing the word “ruining” the country with “running” the country.” – Kilburn Hall “‘Wann dem Führer wuste!’ … Continue reading

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Million Dollar Babies

“I voted Republican this year; the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth.” – Monica Lewinsky “Most guys who don’t like me are either Democrats or Yankee fans.” – Curt Schillling “A liberal is a man who will give … Continue reading

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Obama Has Deep Pockets (Yours!)

“You’re telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?  The answer is yes, that’s what I’m telling you.” – Joe Biden “We’d all like to vote for the best man, but he’s never a candidate.” … Continue reading

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A Verse For Congress

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In The Land Of 3-Legged Sheep

“There’ll be women and their fortunes; Who just want to mother little orphans; Are you gonna cry while I’m squeezin’ them dry? Takin’ all I can get, no regrets, when I openly lie; It’s my life and I’ll do what … Continue reading

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It’s All Lee Harvey Oswald’s Fault

“… 30 million new voters, 80 percent of which, according to all polls, will be voting for the Democrats.” – Ann Coulter If polls indicated that immigration reform would provide America with 24 million new Republicans, you could safely bet … Continue reading

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My Country ‘Tis Of Thee; Sweet Land Of Amnesty …

“The Republican leaders, such as they are, are under considerable pressure from big-business interests — not the small-business interests that are the natural Republican constituency — to open the gates for another wave of cheap and easily abused labor.” – … Continue reading

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What This Country Needs Is A Good 5 Cent Purgative

“People sometimes act as though there were no known limits on ‘mine,’ which therefore means there no sure guarantees for ‘yours.’” — Gary North What this country needs is not, as Thomas R. Marshall once speculated, a good 5 cent … Continue reading

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The SOTU Is FUBAR

Valka: “Don’t you know what “Stalin” means, funny man? Means man-of-steel. He takes from rich, and gives to poor.”  Zoran: “Yes, of course he does. Then he takes both of them, and puts them in Gulag for 25 years.”  – … Continue reading

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