“Err, I Seem To Have Misplaced Them…” (MAIL online)
Former Chairman of Joint Chiefs Says Nuclear ‘Biscuit’ Went Missing for Months
Amazing. This is what happens when you elect Democrats to office. A prudent country would not even allow these incompetents into the waiting room of a backwater whistle stop. And rumor has it that Slick Willie wasn’t the first Idiot-In-Chief to mishandle the key codes:
“Consider the old story that Jimmy Carter left his biscuit in a suit that got sent to the dry cleaners. Today, no one will confirm the story, but no one will deny it either.”
Imagine–Goober’s launderer in possession of information with the potential of annihilating 20 or 30 million people. Compared to carnage like that, the looting of the national Treasury of a few trillion dollars by Barack Obama and his band of merry wastrels is but a minor indiscretion. But with all of our modern technology, you have to wonder why federal security geeks hadn’t embedded a GPS tracking chip in the key card. Had they done so, Slick Willie would have located it immediately–in the same place as one of his wandering cigars.
- President Clinton Lost Nuclear ‘Biscuit’ For A Couple Of Months (Homeland Security Newswire)