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Monthly Archives: January 2011
Night Of The Living Brain-Dead
Freshly torn from today’s e-mail: Yes, it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his … Continue reading
Breaking News: It’s Official – Obamacare Unconstitutional
Judge Rules Health Law Unconstitutional (Politico) A federal judge on Monday ruled that the entire health care overhaul is unconstitutional, but he stopped short of ordering the federal government to stop implementing it. Judge Roger Vinson ruled that Congress overstepped … Continue reading
Not As Bad As It Seems?
Multi-Trillion Dollar Budget? Not As Bad As It Seems–The Dollar’s Only Worth 12 Cents As an addendum to BSYRTGA’s weekend’s output (Mistaking The Horse’s Ass For The Horse, and Dirty Harry Tells It Like It Is), I came across these … Continue reading
Posted in News, Opinion
Tagged Ed Asner, Hollywood liberals, Morgan Brittany, Obama's multi-trillion dollar budget
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Comparing Obama To Reagan Is Like…
Mistaking The Horse’s Ass For The Horse Time, already rapidly replacing the Sears Catalog as the cleansing material of choice for outdoor plumbing aficionados everywhere, has, with its latest offering, bid fair to outdo even Mad Magazine, the venerable old … Continue reading
“Dirty Harry” Tells It Like It Is
“Dirty Harry” Tells It Like It Is “I was drafted during the Korean War. None of us wanted to go–it was only a couple of years after World War II had ended. We said, ‘Wait a second? Didn’t we just … Continue reading
America’s Team And The Texas Deranger
From An Ol’ Broad’s Ramblings, why we should Thank You, Green Bay Packers Every Red Blooded American should jump in line to support the Green Bay Packers! The Packers defeated the Chicago Bears on Sunday afternoon thus earning them the … Continue reading
Quickies
US Communist Leader Urges Unification With Democratic Party (The Gateway Pundit) But 49 states have laws prohibiting relations with close relatives! Ripped From Today’s Screaming Headlines! (Bloviating Zeppelin) You gotta see this one. Hope, Change & “Invest” (Ann Coulter) Love … Continue reading
State Of The Union? Precarious.
Obama’s Statist Of The Union Address If you heard it, my condolences. If you didn’t, my congratulations. After two years of shackling American business and spending more cash than anyone in the history of the planet, our duplicitous Chief Executive … Continue reading
Posted in News, Opinion
Tagged 'Birthers' Aren't Rational?, No Hawaii B.C. for Obama?, State of the Union Address
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Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Back when the infamous ex-running back Orenthal James Simpson was being tried for the murders of his wife Nicole and the unfortunate Ron Goldman, prosecutors presented such a voluminous mountain of evidence that I was convinced no jury in its … Continue reading
…But A Good Cigar Is A Smoke
Jack LaLanne, the man who stayed in shape longer than anybody I’d ever heard about, died yesterday at age 96, which just goes to prove that nobody can outrun the Grim Reaper. While I certainly admire anyone who can last … Continue reading
Posted in Opinion
Tagged Behavior police, cigar quotes, Cigars, Fidel Castro, George Burns, Groucho Marx, Groucho's infamous cigar quip, Karl Marx
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Be Sure You’re Right, Then Go Ahead 