…evil geniuses in crisp, white lab coats, beaming clandestine signals into the heads of the unwary from top secret hidden facilities. And into just whose unwitting skulls are these nefarious psycho-rays being directed? Which enemies of the American state have been targeted for mental attack by the Pentagon’s crack team of manipulative occult brain-bombers? Osama bin Laden? Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Muammar Gadaffi? Why, no–it’s Judge Judy:
In four high-profile cases, the latest involving fast-talking Judge Judy, the presenters have started off speaking properly but have then descended into undecipherable nonsense – looking confused and unstable.
[…] A popular theory being circulated online blames the U.S. Military’s supposed research into using microwaves as a mind control weapon.
America has never admitted conducting such research but proponents say the effects – produced by microwave signals stimulating the brain with fake images and voices – exactly mimic those displayed in the recent on-air breakdowns.
As to why the Pentagon might be targeting U.S. television presenters, the microwave theorists are less clear.
Here’s another popular hypothesis: if a decent military microwaving causes confusion, instability, and the uncontrolled babbling of undecipherable nonsense, then the entire Democratic Party is under attack.