Cliff Clavin vs Al-Qaeda

 Union Wants Mailmen To Thwart Terror Attacks

As the United States Postal Service looks at ways to cut budgets and deal with declining revenue, the president of the National Association of Letter Carriers is going against the grain by suggesting the agency should be increasing the services offered, including thwarting terrorists.

Well, now there’s an idea.  Cliff Clavin and Newman heading up a terrorism strike force between deliveries of the Sears catalog, all under the crack supervision of yet another government union.

George Costanza: “Aren’t postal workers the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody?”

 Newman: “Sometimes…”

Elsewhere, the quote of the day belongs to John Conyers, the slatternly Democrat from Michigan, to whom re-election is more important than the future of the country:

“This is the first time that I can remember being confronted by members of the Congress, my colleagues, who say, ‘I don’t care if I get reelected or not, I want to cut the budget by $100 billion or whatever,'” said a bewildered Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.), who was first elected to Congress in 1964. “I’ve never seen that kind of a member before. … It’s a dangerous point of view from my perspective.”

 Not as dangerous, though, as sending Conyers and the rest of his collegial spendthrifts back to Washington.

About Bob Mack

Retired since 2003. Military Service: U.S. Army, 36th Artillery Group, Babenhausen, Germany 1966-67; 1st Signal Brigade, Republic of Vietnam, 1967-68 Attended University of Miami, 1969-73
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3 Responses to Cliff Clavin vs Al-Qaeda

  1. AFVET says:

    Conyers should be one of the posture childs for term limits.
    The dinosaurs have to go, ASAP.
    Robert Byrd ???? give me a break.
    How long are these fossils going to be allowed to run our country ?
    Liberalism hopefully will be in flames after the 2012 election.
    Hope you enjoy Independence Day Bob.
    Have a beer next to Old Glory, you earned it, and she won’t care.
    Look closely, and you might see her smile.
    God Bless America.

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