Daily Archives: July 13, 2011

Hostage Negotiations

“I cannot guarantee that those [Social Security] checks go out on Aug. 3 if we haven’t resolved this issue. There may simply not be the money in the coffers to do it.” –Barack Obama H/T to Mike T. for the … Continue reading

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Faking It

Via Weasel Zippers: Women who cannot afford to get their hymens surgically re-attached in Canada prior to marriages in their cultural country of origin have a less expensive option: they can order one in the mail. Starting at just $29.95, … Continue reading

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