Faking It

Via Weasel Zippers:

Women who cannot afford to get their hymens surgically re-attached in Canada prior to marriages in their cultural country of origin have a less expensive option: they can order one in the mail.

Starting at just $29.95, women can order a false hymen online, shipped from China.

In Canada, some young women from predominantly Muslim backgrounds are desperate to appear as virgins, fearing they could be killed by their families if they do not have an intact hymen on their marriage beds after arranged marriages in their cultural home countries.

The product is available from Hymenshop.com (no kidding, that’s their name).

About Bob Mack

Retired since 2003. Military Service: U.S. Army, 36th Artillery Group, Babenhausen, Germany 1966-67; 1st Signal Brigade, Republic of Vietnam, 1967-68 Attended University of Miami, 1969-73
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23 Responses to Faking It

  1. bydesign001 says:

    Good morning Bob, At first I LMAO and choked on my cup of coffee. In reality though this is not funny, it is the perfect example of an ideology that is barbaric and inhumane.

    It is absolutely horrendous that far too many women throughout the world are forced to fake their virginity or else suffer stoning, beheading, torture, etc. from animals hell bent upon on deflowering anything that moves.

    That being said I am going finish my coffee.

    P.S. How many virgins have been accused by some jackrabbit of not being a virgin and then suffered the consequences of such lies? This is madness.

  2. Freedom, by the way says:

    I don’t know what to say. Perhaps this is in the category of “I could have lived my entire life without knowing that and not be any worse off.”

  3. VotingFemale says:

    Muslim Women can not bring rape charges against a rapist without supporting testimony of four witnesses. Thus, it is no wonder such a device actually has a market. Remember, Chinese men forced infant females to have their feet bound for reasons of Chinese male sexual domination.

    I say a mail-order hymen should give these men their needed illusion of total sexual domination since these men put so much stock in sexual ownership.

    • Bob Mack says:

      If there were 4 witnesses to a rape you’d think that one of ’em might have tried to stop it. But not the practitioners of the Religion of Peace…

  4. TexasFred says:

    Wow… Chinese cherries… Mail ordered… 😈

  5. The religion of “peace”. The macho man religion; designed by a man for the benefit of men.

  6. Hummmm.. trusting a $29.95 Sham-Wow to save your life; I have my doubts.

    • Bob Mack says:

      But, GA, that $29.95 Sham-Wow is ‘technologically advanced’…it says so right there in the ad…& if we can’t believe the good folks at the Hymen Shop, who can we believe?

  7. Ye, gods!

    Okay, I visited the web site and saw this: “Spice up your marriage life and surprise your partner… only $29.95.”

    Somehow, I doubt that Mr. AOW would at all thrilled to discover that I’m a “virgin” again after 39 years of marriage.

  8. Matt says:

    I can’t wait for the infomercial!

  9. Grumpyelder says:

    Bob, saw this late last night and sent a link to a couple my female members, including Beesting, she was still awake, we traded comments about it for an hour…..

    Besides Muslim women, can you imagine the market in the worlds assorted red light districts.

    • Bob Mack says:

      GRUMPY, first I didn’t think of the pet rock…now this. I’m just no damn good at business…

      • Grumpyelder says:

        LOL, me either, I couldn’t live long enough to dream this one up, but between Muslims, prostitutes.. (in some places their owners) and ordinary young women who for whatever reason want their boyfriends to believe they are what they aren’t any more who ever owns this stands to make a ton of money

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  11. Artificial hymens are not as popular as people would think. And not everybody who purchases them are not attempting to “fake their virginity” deceptively. Hopefully this invention can save a few lives though (I doubt that is why people from China are selling them though) from families that wish to kill their women in a dishonorable “honor killing”.

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