Well, it’s true–the Bedlamites really have taken over the asylum; or perhaps it’s the Sodomites who have captured the caduceus. After all, who among the latter would choose to conduct research on such mundane killers as heart disease, cancer, and stroke when there are so many varieties of phalli on which to concentrate? The Daily Caller has the ditzy details:
The National Institutes of Health (NIH) subsidized a study attempting to find out if a gay man’s penis size has any correlation with his sexual health….The goal of the study was to understand the “real individual-level consequences of living in a penis-centered society.
The researchers at Hunter College Center for HIV/AIDS Educational Studies Training (CHEST) got taxpayer money as part of an NIH grant that went to Public Health Solutions and the National Development and Research Institutes, Inc. (NDRI).
Grant records indicate that NIH funds NDRI wth taxpayer dollars in order to “prepare behavioral scientists, especially from minority backgrounds, for careers in drug abuse research and allied fields” …
Your tax dollars hard at work recruiting affirmative action schlong surveyors? Good God, what a horrific disaster liberals have made of this country! And Barack Obama is threatening to veto spending cuts? We don’t need to cut–we need to hack away at the federal Redwood (and I do mean Red) with splitting mauls and chainsaws.
And since we’re speaking of pr**ks, let’s check in on that pack of arrogant internationalist conspirators normally found exercising their diplomatic immunity with the professional escort services of Manhattan:
See Why the UN Is the Problem and the US Should Leave It (Front Page Mag)