Harrison J. Bounel, the 44th President of the United States, is saddled with an approval rating nearing the Mendoza Line, a benchmark of failure that even its fabled namesake rarely approached. Never heard of Mario Mendoza? Well, he was the quintessential good-field, no-hit shortstop of the 1970’s whose name became a near universal synonym for dedicated inadequacy. And Harrison J. Bounel, of course, is none other than Barry Soetoro, better known to the world at large as Barack Obama, although the discovery of the Presidential alias by expert skip-tracer Albert Hendershot is leading to its rapid eradication from public databases (See Barack H. Obama alias Harrison J. Bounel? and Abracadabra! ‘Obama’s alias’ vanishing quickly from Web).
Whoever Barack Obama really is, Ulsterman, in the explosive if unconfirmed Newsflavor “White House Insider” series, paints a disturbing picture of a detached, semi-bohemian Barry clad in jogging shorts & flip-flops and ensconced in a 2nd story study that resembles the untidy dorm room of a undisciplined undergraduate with an undetermined major, his ‘workday’ consumed equally between scanning the sports channels on his big screen TV and perusing such popular periodicals as Rolling Stone in a never-ending search for articles about himself. Meanwhile, the gang of Machiavellian Marxists conspiring to get Harrison-Obama re-elected plans a campaign strategy based on playing the only card they have left in their deck:
“The president actually considered quitting. He really did. But now he’s going on the attack. He wants to give a big F-You to White America-that’s actually one of his primary motivations. You think the race card has been played up before? Just wait. 2012 is gonna be the most brutal political cycle we have ever witnessed. Ever.”
“…White guilt is very real. I’ve used it-done it myself… countless times in an election campaign. And for Barack Obama — his re-election team –- they are banking on it bringing victory in 2012. Even if it means the threat of race riots…”
“The race card, the racial thing – whatever it’s gonna be called, it is the number one asset this administration believes it has to win in 2012…And if Barack Obama doesn’t win re-election, watch them stand back while the riots break out, and watch them mouth the words “Burn baby burn.”
If the “Insider” is correct in his assessments, then Governor Perry of Texas is the first victim of Team Obama 2012, their bushwhack delivered in this instance by surrogate serial slanderers Ed “Gein” Shultz and Chris “the Ripper” Matthews. As reported by Timothy Carney in the Washington Examiner:
[…] Last week, liberal pundits charged Perry with racism, offering no evidence or falsified evidence. While the baseless racism charges surfaced on MSNBC, they might have originated in the Obama campaign…
…This is familiar to the Republican base. Amid the fever swamps of Twitter and Internet message boards, getting called racist for critiquing Obama is the norm. But only after campaign season swung into full force did this tendency become mainstream on the Left.
And this theme of baseless insinuations of racism is emanating from Team Obama and the White House. Obama’s press secretary Jay Carney referred to unnamed opponents “who wanted to secede from the union.” The words “secede from the union” clearly invoke the Southern states’ effort to preserve slavery in 1861.
American liberalism as a political philosophy is currently bereft of all ideas except bad ones, its adherents little more than mudslingers and character assassins, its leader strangely detached from the day to day business of leadership. A little more than midway through his first term in office, and Harrison J. Bounel aka Barack Obama has earned himself a well deserved spot at the top of the country’s 10 Most Unwanted List.