Old Number 44 is looking a bit peaked these days, and why not? The president who handed the Mid-East to the Moslems while simultaneously sinking the ship of state into a sea of red ink so deep that even the captain of the Glomar Explorer would despair has lost the affections of most of the useful but fickle idiots who installed him there in the first place. His approval numbers are so abysmal he needs a Roto-Rooter man just to dredge ’em back up to terrible. His formerly fawning Hollyweird homies have grown restive, the sycophantic media bombast Chris Matthews is starting to lose his tingle, and even the spirits seem to have turned Republican. Re-election just doesn’t look like it’s in the cards—the Tarot cards, that is. At least not if you believe Catemacan brujo Antonio Vasquez de Alba.
Grand Warlock Vasquez, head of Mexico’s NAS (National Association of Sorcerers), who claims a predictive accuracy of 75-80% over the last quarter-century, forecast on Tuesday that our Barry faces a decisive electoral defeat come November and, in a supplemental sooth guaranteed to give Jackasses the fits, stated that the U.S. Senate would go red as well. On the other hand, Señor Vasquez also predicted that Mexico would soon become the greatest power in North America.
“Mexico,” he said, “is the navel of the world.”
Well, maybe. But only if that other orifice Obama is there to pave the way.