Assorted Nuts

When it comes to comic relief, the great Joe Biden has assured himself permanent residence in the Second Banana’s Hall of Fame.  Joe’s latest faux pas came at a fundraiser in San Francisco just days before the local 49ers are scheduled to host the New York Giants in this year’s NFC championship game, when he told the home crowd that “the Giants are on their way to the Super Bowl.”

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 Liberal idiocy recognizes no boundaries. Or borders, for that matter. Here are a few proofs of the theorem:

Those who contribute to, vote for, or otherwise support today’s Democrat party need to catch up to the curve. These are not your father’s Democrats. George McGovern would be a moderate in this party.

This is the party that rejected Hillary Clinton because she was not left enough. Instead it literally took a Marxist street agitator from the Chicago political machine and put him in the White House. Barack Obama was actually teaching the social manipulation methods of openly communist revolutionary Saul Alinsky to other Marxist revolutionaries for the radical communist front group ACORN. His weird name reflects his personal rejection of American culture. This is the person today’s Democrat party wanted for President. (The American Spectator : The Che Guevara Democrat Party)

All In The Family?

There’s lots of rats in Washington that I’d like to relocate, preferably to someplace a bit more to their liking—like Cuba.

D.C.’s new rat law–the Wildlife Protection Act of 2010 is “crazier than fiction” because it requires that rats and other vermin not be killed but captured, preferably in families; no glue or snap traps can be utilized; the rodents must be relocated from where they are captured; and some of these animals may need to be transferred to a “wildlife rehabilitator” as part of their relocation process. (VA AG Fears DC Law May Relocate Rat ‘Families’ to Virginia | CNSnews.com)

Obama Spaces Out

As if his Muslim ‘outreach’ program wasn’t bad enough…

The Obama administration is launching a new space arms-control initiative that critics say will lead to restrictions on U.S. military activities in space, a key U.S. strategic war-fighting advantage. (New space-arms control initiative draws concern – Washington Times)

The Bank of America Acropolis?

Greece’s culture ministry said Tuesday it will open up some of the debt-stricken country’s most-cherished archaeological sites to advertising firms and other ventures. (AFP: Ancient Greek sites could soon be available for rent)

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About Bob Mack

Retired since 2003. Military Service: U.S. Army, 36th Artillery Group, Babenhausen, Germany 1966-67; 1st Signal Brigade, Republic of Vietnam, 1967-68 Attended University of Miami, 1969-73
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13 Responses to Assorted Nuts

  1. boudicabpi says:

    Well, I hope Biden’s right on that little gem. My son’s a big Giants fan.
    Bob A.

  2. bunkerville says:

    Meanwhile we focus on Gingrich’s petards.

  3. Tom Gazdag says:

    have you ever noticed Joe Biden’s resemblance to Mr Baseball Bob Uecker? If only someone of Uek’s common sense was in the current administration…it’d be great to see him in the “front row.”

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  5. Joe Biden is brain damaged. Literally. Those brain hemorrhages and all. Why is he even serving a heartbeat away from the Presidency?

    As for rats in D.C., we’re overrun with the two legged ones, particularly on and around Capitol Hill. The King Rat lives in the White House, of course.

  6. wdednh says:

    Reblogged this on YOU DECIDE and commented:
    Now this is just fitting 🙂

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