(Sad) State Of The Union

As the entire country (meaning the Mainstream Media and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz) awaits tonight’s re-election speech, here are a few rules for this year’s State of the Union Drinking Game:

—A drink is either a shot or a good gulp from a beer (or cider). Different events call for different numbers of drinks and all you do is watch the speech and play along. If all goes well, you’ll be unconscious by the time they show the other party’s response—

Every time Obama….

  • refers to a tax increase as “asking” some to pay more – drink 2 shots.
  • praises recent economic figures but announces that he is not “satisfied” – drink 1 shot.
  • references streamlining or reducing unnecessary regulation – streamline the contents of your glass into your mouth.

Every time he says…

  • debt – borrow a shot from a friend, promise you’ll really pay it back this time.
  • deficit – finish your drink; borrow the drink of the person next to you and drink it too.

Cheers!

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About Bob Mack

Retired since 2003. Military Service: U.S. Army, 36th Artillery Group, Babenhausen, Germany 1966-67; 1st Signal Brigade, Republic of Vietnam, 1967-68 Attended University of Miami, 1969-73
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10 Responses to (Sad) State Of The Union

  1. bunkerville says:

    I will watch this spectacle with a good stiff drink or two. I pray it will be the last. The thought of more,,,,,,,,

  2. wdednh says:

    Reblogged this on YOU DECIDE.

  3. AFVET says:

    I’m not going to watch.
    I will wait for the summaries.
    I can’t stand it anymore.

  4. Shady says:

    Well Bob I started watching….then I had an extreme desire to go outside and……well you know the rest. It’s so true the old adage of when can you tell when a politician is lying….”When his mouth is moving.”. No doubt nothing has changed through out the years to change that old saying.

    Hussein Obama will lie to you when the “TRUTH” would sound much better!

    Great Post Bob!

  5. Bunni says:

    I hope people didn’t get alcohol poisoning and have a 3 day hangover after listening to the lying moron. I did not torture myself. I read about it, and just having to look at pics of the bum made me want to puke.

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