Reposted from Hope n’ Change Cartoons:
Since Barack Obama has decided to give lovers the gift of “free” birth control this Valentine’s Day (while telling Catholics and Constitutionalists to go screw themselves), we here at Hope n’ Change have decided to help make that birth control fun to use by giving away genuinely free copies of “The Obama Sutra – An Illustrated Guide to 57 States of Ecstasy” all day on Valentine’s Day only! (NOT MONDAY, and NOT WEDNESDAY. Just TUESDAY.)
The idea is to send a very special valentine to Barack Obama on Tuesday by making the book a free bestseller on Amazon for 24 hours. Think of our message as sort of a love letter – as in “we’d love for you to be voted out of office!”
For this to work, we want each and every one of you to do two things:
• Download a free copy of “Obama Sutra” on Valentine’s Day (for your Kindle, or any computer or smartphone using the free Kindle reader apps). It doesn’t even matter if you intend to read it. Hey, it’s free!
• Tell at least one other person about the offer or, better still, post the information on Twitter, Facebook, or other social network site.
As a quick reminder, “Obama Sutra – An Illustrated Guide to 57 States of Ecstasy” is a funny book filled with 57 different cartoonish “passion positions” (the illustrations are mildly bawdy and not explicit) based on sexually suggestive phrases like “Fast & Furious,” “Lead From Behind,” “Stimulus Package,” and “The Audacity of Soap.” In fact, it turns out that there’s hardly anything Obama says which doesn’t sound like an uncomfortable and potentially painful bedroom act.
And while the cartoons are funny, there’s also a glossary which gives thumbnail explanations of the actual quotes and news stories behind each phrase…which makes the book a very handy and factual collection of 57 reasons we MUST vote Obama out of office in November.
We’ll be watching the numbers on Amazon on Tuesday, and will let you know how high we were able to push the ranking. With luck, we can make ourselves heard in the Whitehouse on Valentine’s Day!
Thank you – and spread the word! -Stilt