The Man Who Shot Osama bin Laden

America’s Worst Lady has apparently — at least, for the time being — vacationed herself out.  After 17 fun-filled extravaganzas to places like Vail, Rio, Africa, etc. etc. over the last 3 years (that’s more than 5 vacations per annum, for all you poor homebodies — not bad for someone who doesn’t even have a job), our real-life Minnie the Moocher has decided to hit the bricks on behalf of husband Barry’s re-coronation campaign, an increasingly hard sell when many of Mr. B’s once-loyal subjects can no longer afford the gas required to drive to the corner store, and even if they could, don’t have enough cash to buy much of anything once they get there. Nevertheless, the Mooch is telling all the “little people” that they should feel “blessed to have” His Lowness bollixing up their lives, and that they should give him four more years to continue doing so.

Meanwhile, apparently heeding America’s lemon laws, Obama’s campaign professionals have decided to recall 2008’s “Hope & Change” motto and replace it with “Forward”, a simple favorite of both national and international socialists, as well as with professionals whose job it is to prod cattle into position where they can be clocked with a bolt gun.

The C-I-C, though, has decided that his best chance of retaining his perks is to interminably remind everybody within listening range that it was he who got Osama bin Laden greased (though in the judgement of ye humble editor, it’s always safer ordering your surrogates to brave shot and shell than it is to actually brave them yourself — an opinion which certain current and former uniformed individuals seem to hold as well).  But there’s not much else of which The Man Who Shot Osama bin Laden can boast.  After all, it’s hard to run for re-election as The Man Who Bankrupted America.

See also: Obama’s one-hit wonder: I shot bin Laden

Mooch’s Turn To Spike The Bin Laden Football: “We Brought Him To Justice”…

Wikipedia Deletes President Obama’s New Marxist Campaign Slogan Link to Socialists

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About Bob Mack

Retired since 2003. Military Service: U.S. Army, 36th Artillery Group, Babenhausen, Germany 1966-67; 1st Signal Brigade, Republic of Vietnam, 1967-68 Attended University of Miami, 1969-73
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18 Responses to The Man Who Shot Osama bin Laden

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  2. jungleintherumble says:

    Thanks for your service Bob

  3. BlackMettle says:

    Great post Bob, thanks for your service!

  4. The SEALS say the decision was a no brainer. Obama qualifies on that count.

  5. Bob Mack says:

    Great vid…I think I posted this last year, but it’s worth seeing again:

    (H/T to Tom & John)

  6. Bunni says:

    Minnie the moocher, heh, good one.
    They probably have her tied down, chained and locked in the closet to keep her from yet another vacay, the optics are bad, even for those arrogant assclowns.

    • Bob Mack says:

      Hi, BUNNI. The Mooch’ll probably be on the go soon enough … like, in November. Hopefully, it’ll be back to Chicago for the duration.

  7. lidsamy says:

    Americ’a WORST Lady!! You man you NAILED it!!! Love it!! And thanks for your kind comments:)

  8. bunkerville says:

    She is getting to be just as annoying as her hubby. How many more days of this must we endure?

  9. berlet98 says:

    “The Man Who Shot Osama bin Laden”

    On this, the day after the first anniversary of the untimely death of master terrorist and mass murderer Osama bin Laden, since we have seemingly escaped Islamic retaliation for that cleansing of the planet, Americans should all rejoice that we have our president.

    By now, Osama’s sorry carcass has been consumed by ravenous fishes not very selective about what they eat and it seems altogether fitting and proper to honor the man most responsible for ridding the world of the vermin that once was bin Laden.

    While the courageous men of SEAL Team Six may have technically pulled the triggers at the vermin’s slummy compound in beautiful, downtown Abbottabad, every reasonable person knows in their heart of hearts that President Barack Hussein Obama deserves the credit.

    Accordingly, for the reader’s listening and viewing pleasure, I am reprising Paul Shanklin’s memorable rendition of “The Man Who Shot Osama bin Laden,” which was first heard on Rush Limbaugh’s radio show last May.

    The song had been removed by YouTube due to alleged “copyright infringements” but, thanks to my tireless searching and in the interests of providing a public service, I have been able to retrieve it. WARNING: The presentation is replete with graphic graphics showing the deceased bin Laden in all his inglorious, dead splendor.

    False rumors have been circulating that our heroic leader was somewhat less of a hero and failed to provide any leadership at all during the tense hours leading up to his finest foreign policy achievement. They are all poppycock!

    Americans should disregard as meaningless multiple reports that our president was so upset over the prospect of killing another human being a year ago that he retreated from the White House Situation Room, went to bed, and left the momentous decision to either then-CIA Director Leon Panetta or Special Ops Admiral William McRaven. . .
    (Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=22985.)

  10. Bob Mack says:

    Poppycock, indeed … the OBL operation was a success solely because of the guiding hand & military genius of Big Red One — ask any Democrat.

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