Robber’s Roost

The Democratic National Convention — a choleric conclave of charlatans, chiselers, socialists, secularists, and people adversely affected by the moon:

For Democrats, there is no God in 2012 — at least as far as the party’s platform is concerned.  Nor is there a Jerusalem. Democrats removed those two words, and the passages surrounding them, from the 2012 party platform as it was released this week.

The Muleteers’ platform this year mentions Barack Obama more than 200 times and God not a one.  This shouldn’t be surprising since Democrats haven’t been on speaking terms with the Lord since at least 1972.  Theirs is a gathering that would be more at home in Sodom or Gomorrah —  or maybe San Francisco — than Charlotte; and, though the Jackasses must pay lip service over the next few days to the traditional ideals that most Americans hold sacrosanct, what’s really important to them is the normalization of activities that would have once been rewarded with a lengthy stretch breaking rocks in a prison yard.

The Dems have problems, all right; and — except for the bedbugs that lurk in their downtown luxury suites — they’ve caused most of them themselves.  Their nominee, after all, is a shady Marxist with an ego so outsized that it requires professional treatment, not a second term:

He authorized himself to declare martial law. He inserted himself into other presidents’ bios. He honored Neil Armstrong’s passing with a photo of himself. In short, President Obama’s ego knows no bounds. A commander-in-chief whose sense of self seemingly exceeds the office should not be laughed at. He should be watched. Closely. (Narcissist in chief: Obama leads march of the ‘Me’ generation)

Except for that eternal tingle in Chris Matthews’ leg, the thrill seems to be gone from the Obama base. The walking dead of 2008 are returning to life in 2012, so many that panicky Dems are even considering downsizing the venue for Barry’s self-congratulatory acceptance speech:

“It looks like a done deal to me,” said one convention worker. “The decision’s apparently been taken and it’s just a matter of spinning it as being forced on us by the weather.” (Democrats set to move Obama’s big speech from 74,000-seater outdoor stadium to 20,000-seater indoor arena)

After all, it’s hard to justify giving four more years to a man whose fiscal ‘remedies’ have succeeded only in stripping over $4,000 in yearly income from the very middle class he purports to help, and in creating the worst economic recovery in the history of the republic:

If mismanaging an economic recovery were an Olympic event, President Obama would be standing on the middle platform right now, accepting the gold medal.

More help like Obama’s and we’ll all be on a corner flashing “Will Work For Food” signs.

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About Bob Mack

Retired since 2003. Military Service: U.S. Army, 36th Artillery Group, Babenhausen, Germany 1966-67; 1st Signal Brigade, Republic of Vietnam, 1967-68 Attended University of Miami, 1969-73
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12 Responses to Robber’s Roost

  1. donchute says:

    Well it’s just like either Ryan or Rubio said [I forget]…[paraphrased] “Why should we expect the next 4 years be any different than the first 4 years?” Exactly…duh…has Hussein [the middle name is not being used] had a magic rabbit in the hat ready to go only if His Majesty is re-elected?
    Like I have been stating…The Nation is ready for some well deserved R and R!
    PLU from SSF

    • Bob Mack says:

      Like Mrs. Big Red One says, “Just because you’re President, it doesn’t change who you are.” First true thing she’s ever said. A Marxist will enact Marxist policies, unless stopped by Congress or the Court.

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  3. More help like Obama’s and we’ll all be on a corner flashing “Will Work For Food” signs.

    make that “hey buddy, can you spare some food stamps?”.

  4. AFVET says:

    The desperation being displayed to the people that possess common sense is becoming obvious.
    Bob, your expertise in cartooning is obvious, and appreciated.
    Well done !
    Maybe one of Obama with the ‘deer in the headlights’ expression when he loses the election while Michelle is caning him. 🙂

  5. bunkerville says:

    I can hardly wait for Clinton tonight. The rehab has been amazing. Am I the only one who recalls Waco? His other pitards? Oh, he is a dem.

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