Bend Over, America, ObamaCare Is HERE!

Obama Dont Care

“Do you really think the man who vandalized the World War II Memorial with barricades to make elderly veterans suffer will hesitate a microsecond to use your health care as leverage against you, the next time you defy his commands?” — John Hayward

Trusting the Obama regime to administer your healthcare is like trusting a shower room full of sex offenders to keep a safe distance while you bend over to pick up your soap.

The implementation of this monstrous Democratic boondoggle has been more nightmarish than even its worse critics anticipated.  Here’s a sampling of reactions from ObamaCare’s first would-be customers:

  • “Good grief. Day three of trying and still can’t get on this website. The government KNEW about this thing going live for two years. TWO YEARS! And this is the best they could do? I shudder to think what’s going to happen once they are in control of my healthcare. They can’t even get their website functioning properly. If my business had rolled out a piece of crap that worked like this I’d be out of business.”
  • “Where the HELL am I supposed to get $3,000 more a year to pay for this “bronze” health insurance plan!?!??? And I DO NOT EVEN WANT INSURANCE to begin with!! This is frightening.”
  • “I have one question. What happens if I can’t afford the Affordable Health Care that you are cramming down my throat? I just ran your calculator, and if it is even close to accurate, I will have a choice…..I can pay my rent and buy groceries, or I can pay the health care premiums, move out into the streets and live under a bridge some where, and go hungry! Can I please get one of those exemption things that the President and Congress got?”
  • “I want to know how I am expected to pay $300+ for this and still pay my bills when the only income is $710 a month from my husband’s SSI? Am i supposed to lose my home and water and electricity or go to jail because I can’t afford this?”
  • “Government forces people to pay a new tax. People click on website to see how much this new tax will cost them. Website crashes in the first hour. Government calls it a huge success.”
  • “Y’all can kiss my butt. You got that? You want my bank account? I’ll close it. You put a lien on my house? Take it…and the mortgage too. Some things are worth fighting for, and freedom is one of them! I am sick and tired of the redistribution strategies of this socialist country and having my wages STOLEN to pay for them!”
  • “I actually made it through this morning at 8:00 A.M. I have a preexisting condition (Type 1 Diabetes) and my income base was 45K-55K annually I chose tier 2 ‘Silver Plan’ and my monthly premiums came out to $597.00 with $13,988 yearly deductible!!! There is NO POSSIBLE way that I can afford this so I ‘opt-out’ and chose to continue along with no insurance. I received an email tonight at 5:00 P.M. informing me that my fine would be $4,037 and could be attached to my yearly income tax return. Then you make it to the ‘REPERCUSSIONS PORTION’ for ‘non-payment’ of yearly fine. First, your drivers license will be suspended until paid, and if you go 24 consecutive months with ‘Non-Payment’ and you happen to be a home owner, you will have a federal tax lien placed on your home. You can agree to give your bank information so that they can easy ‘Automatically withdraw’ your ‘penalties’ weekly, bi-weekly or monthly! This by no means is ‘Free’ or even ‘Affordable.’ “

Never fear. In case of problems, you can always try and call the ObamaCare phone hotline:  “if you exclude the 1 (no associated letters), the number is 1-800-F***-YO.” (BizPac Review)



About Bob Mack

Retired since 2003. Military Service: U.S. Army, 36th Artillery Group, Babenhausen, Germany 1966-67; 1st Signal Brigade, Republic of Vietnam, 1967-68 Attended University of Miami, 1969-73
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17 Responses to Bend Over, America, ObamaCare Is HERE!

  1. samiam60 says:

    This is great! I love it and needed a good laugh this morning.

  2. AFVet says:

    Well done Bob !

  3. TexasFred says:

    Barack Obama is the type of guy that will kill your family for not dealing his drugs then tell you it’s your fault.

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  5. bunkerville says:

    Nice visual! Says it all.

  6. I dunno . . . MY bible has a passage in it about the Good Samaritan. MY bible reads “Love your neighbor as yourself.” MINE advises us “As you treat the least of these, my brothers, you have treated me.” So denying health care coverage to has become the mantra of the right-wing GOP, including Evangelists! What kind of family values is that?
    By the way I can really FEEL THE LOVE in your posts, ha, ha! (Joke!)

  7. GOD GUTS GLORY and AMMO says:

    Good post and I believe that once the low information voters who put this idiot in office , well lte’s just say theirs is coming and you deserve it. After they put every one out of work , then they can support us in jail, and you would get really free health care

  8. Angel says:

    yet the potus hasnt missed a golf game yet!..what a fine mess we are in Bob~!

  9. Non-compliance is the only way to get rid of this white -oops- … this Edsel. -Whew-
    if only a few are niave enough to sign on, (the website glitches notwithstanding) the beast will collapse on itself.

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