Cold Snapped

Blame It On The Heat

“Climate change ranks right up there with ‘If you want to keep your healthcare plan, you can. Period.'” — Alan Caruba

It’s official.  The Big Red One has weighed in, and he assures us that the reason we’re freezing our grunions off this winter is because the planet is just too danged hot. He wants the government to step in and regulate our every activity in order to save the old gal.

This, of course, is what used to be known as the protection racket when people like Al Capone practiced it, but Scarface Al was a piker compared to Uncle Sam.  I’ve spent the past 5 years wondering if I’m even related to that white bearded old fraud.  He’s changed.  You can’t trust him anymore.  Money goes missing when he’s around, and he’s hanging with a bad crowd.

Barack Obama is nobody’s Uncle Sam, of course —  in fact, he’s probably not even Barack Obama.  But that’s a story for another day — and hopefully, it’ll be a day in court.  Not likely, however, considering that his top cop spends more time getting felons of color and convicted communists like Lynne Stewart out of jails than he does putting ’em in.  In an administration as pure as the driven slush, Eric Holder and his boss are unsalted roads.



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About Bob Mack

Retired since 2003. Military Service: U.S. Army, 36th Artillery Group, Babenhausen, Germany 1966-67; 1st Signal Brigade, Republic of Vietnam, 1967-68 Attended University of Miami, 1969-73
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