Obama’s Cash Cows

How Now

“As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron.” — H.L. Mencken, the Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920

“How do you stop cow farts? Frankly the only way to get rid of cow farts is to get rid of cows. It’s them or us.” — Rush Limbaugh

Because screwing up the economy, the military, foreign policy, energy, and education wasn’t enough for ’em, Barack Obama and his dutiful Democratic dolts have now declared war on agriculture; or, more precisely, on gassy cattle:

The White House has released a Climate Action Plan that includes the targeting of methane emissions from cows and other barnyard animals that threaten the planet through belching and other, er, activities.

TaxingCowFartsIt’s our lust for cheeseburgers that’s dooming the planet through climate change, the Obama administration said in a Climate Action Plan released Friday that seeks to save us all from ruminant livestock.

Having already blamed the Industrial Revolution for what we used to call weather and temperatures that have flat-lined for 15 years, the White House is now targeting American agriculture abundance by slashing methane emissions from cows by 25% by 2020

Flawed science is now used to bludgeon U.S. agriculture, which helps feed a hungry world. It has been a tenet of green theology that cattle contribute to global warming. But the planet hasn’t warmed since the late 1990s. As we’ve noted, this movement that blames human existence for nonexistent plagues on the planet has no scientific basis. It is a myth motivated by a quest for power by those who think they know what’s best for all of us. And now, as the EPA tries to grab the bull (no pun intended) by the, er, horns, we have this udder nonsense. (Apocalypse Cow — Obama EPA To Regulate Bovine Emissions)

The fact that millions of buffalo once roamed the West without blanketing the Plains with clouds of noxious vapor seems to have either eluded the Harvard brainiacs who toil in the service of socialism and Barack Obama, or — more likely — it’s just another in a long line of false-flag issues with which to conduct their never ending assault on private enterprise. And, since there exists in this universe nothing so inconsequential that a Democrat will regard it as un-taxable, they’ll have plenty of fart tax advocates from the Congressional cesspool and the nation’s progressive punditry.

Something stinks, all right.  And it’s not just Bossy.


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About Bob Mack

Retired since 2003. Military Service: U.S. Army, 36th Artillery Group, Babenhausen, Germany 1966-67; 1st Signal Brigade, Republic of Vietnam, 1967-68 Attended University of Miami, 1969-73
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8 Responses to Obama’s Cash Cows

  1. Darkrider says:

    When the EPA starts taking our food it’s time for action! It’s Time to lock them up. No agency is going to take our food. Watch the EPA get a taste of American fury! There is more methane gas coming out of the white house and DC then could be coming out of our farm animals.

  2. l n kenny says:

    How are the Greenie idiots going to limit volcano eruptions? Pass a law with a tax penalty included?

  3. Z says:

    what will they DO, never allow cows to eat cabbage or broccoli again? Rush is right; HOW do they do that …BUT cut the number of cows down? is this why Michelle Obama’s on her pushy health thing? “Get them to eat chicken instead of beef and the ice bergs won’t melt?” (except some are growing, which they’ll never explain.
    I wonder how one gets chickens to hold in the flatulence? 🙂

  4. Mustang says:

    I have a different opinion. It isn’t the cow farts we need to worry about; it’s the Beltway Farts that pose the greatest danger to planet earth … beginning with the EPA. What’s worse, they’re in cahoots with those nimrods at the UN. I want a president who, on his first day in office, will withdraw from the UN and order the indefinite confinement of all tree huggers.

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