Liar, Liar, Pants Suit On Fire

Shrieking Badger

“She was a liar.  She was an unethical, dishonest lawyer. She conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the committee and the rules of confidentiality.” Jerry Zeifman

Nothing has changed over the years:

“We’re going to get the guy who did it, who made that awful internet video.” — Hillary Clinton

Among the tribes of the Plains, captured settlers most feared being handed over to the women, whose abilities to torment and bedevil were well known — especially by their husbands.  Fortunately, building cook fires on the stomachs of your opponents is a practice generally frowned upon in these enlightened days — unless you’re a distaff progressive like Croaking Bird or Buffalo Pants Suit (i.e. Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton).

Pants Suit wants to be Chief, of course, though most of us would rather dine on polecat fried on our own fannies than to see her wear the coveted headdress of the Leader, tattered and stained as it may be after 8 years atop the head of Barry Red Feather.

This is a woman whose only acquaintance with the truth is when she gallops past it heading in the opposite direction.  She’s calculating and conniving, and her accomplishments are so negligible that the only reason to vote for her is because she lacks testicles — which, by the way, is the characteristic that most distinguishes her predecessor.  If Pants Suit is the best America has to offer midway through the second decade of this 21st century, then we might as well swap the country for a barrel of trading post whiskey.  We’re going to need it.



About Bob Mack

Retired since 2003. Military Service: U.S. Army, 36th Artillery Group, Babenhausen, Germany 1966-67; 1st Signal Brigade, Republic of Vietnam, 1967-68 Attended University of Miami, 1969-73
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3 Responses to Liar, Liar, Pants Suit On Fire

  1. bobmontgomery says:

    After all we have been thru with this woman, but most especially after her despicable, abominable insulting,unfathomable “What difference…does it make” remark, how difficult should it be for members of the loyal opposition to, individually and as a political party, officially state that she is unfit to be the commander in chief? She is unfit to head the executive branch. She is unfit to represent the United States of America in ANY capacity. un-freaking-fit.

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