“Call a priest. The myth of the objective, unbiased press is past the point of needing the last rites. It needs a burial. The media is a slave to its dogma and follows that dogma with a zeal that would make Torquemada and Joseph Goebbles proud. When a white man kills a black man, the facts suddenly become irrelevant. All that matters is the narrative. The narrative is given by the media, blessed be the name of the narrative. The first thing the left wing media does is to sanctify the victim.” (St. Michael, the thug: The media bias in Ferguson)
“I am not the tall U.S. attorney, I am not the thin United States Attorney. I am the black United States attorney … no matter how successful you are, there’s a common cause that bonds the black United States attorney with the black criminal or the black doctor with the black homeless person.” — Eric Holder
The canonization of Michael Brown, the latest would-be patron saint of looters, plunderers, rioteers, vandals, communist agitators, and InJustice Department provocateurs, will just have to wait. Brown, it seems, was not quite the 6’4″, 292 lb. mound of teenage innocence he was originally portrayed to be. In fact, evidence is mounting that he was an aspiring thug and prone-to-violence thief who assaulted the police officer that shot him. Well, kids will be kids, protests the Left. Meanwhile, let’s burn his town to the ground while we wait for Attorney General Holder to manufacture a reason to hang the offending cop from the nearest gibbet — as soon as, that is, the officer is released from the hospital where Kid Brown put him.
And don’t doubt that Eric Holder’s not trying his best. After all, he attempted to coerce the Ferguson P.D. into burying the surveillance camera tape that showed Kid Brown strong-arming a convenience store clerk half his size shortly before the Kid’s fatal altercation with the Law, and he’s ordered so many autopsies on the poor lad that the remains are probably beginning to resemble the chopping block at a Japanese restaurant.
But Holder will persevere until he can re-convene the O.J. Simpson jury to weigh all the evidence before they fairly and impartially sentence the defendant to be drawn and quartered and tossed over the Eads Bridge to feed the river cats.
Such is justice in Obama’s America.
- People Leaving Blue Porch Lights On To Show Solidarity With Ferguson Police Officer Darren Wilson (Weasel Zippers)