“The government says it made the decision to do this because a survey showed that inmates do not like eating pork products.”
“I find it hard to believe that a survey would have found a majority of any population saying, ‘No thanks, I don’t want any bacon.’” — Dave Warner, National Pork Producers Council
As an ex-GI who once reluctantly consumed his fair share of the dish affectionately known as “Beans and Motherf**kers” (As defined by Urban Dictionary: A disgusting mix of Lima Beans and Ham, as made for the United States Military in the form of C-rations and MRE’s [MRE = Meals Refused by Everyone] ), I really don’t give a rat’s ass what our current crop of jailhouse whiners don’t like. Especially when I have a sneaky suspicion that the only cons complaining about the bill of fare are Black and other shades of Muslims — though if I thought they were P-38‘ing rusty cans of B’s & M’s that were vacuum-sealed during World War II like I did for three years, I might be inclined concede their point.
Barack Obama, the Marxist Musulmán behind the curtain, is a guy who during two terms in office has yet to be spotted eating a pork chop, though he readily admitted to snacking on puppy dog as a hungry young Indonesian. If he’s not an Islamist, then a pig’s ass ain’t pork, if you’ll pardon the expression. Beans and Motherf**kers are too good for this clown, although as the de facto Commander-In-Chief, a goodly number of troops would probably applaud a move to strip B’s & M’s from their field cuisine. And you wouldn’t have to be a Muslim to get behind that.