Beans And Motherf**kers

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Obama Administration Bans All Pork Products From Prison Menus

“The government says it made the decision to do this because a survey showed that inmates do not like eating pork products.”

“I find it hard to believe that a survey would have found a majority of any population saying, ‘No thanks, I don’t want any bacon.’” — Dave Warner, National Pork Producers Council

As an ex-GI who once reluctantly consumed his fair share of the dish affectionately known as “Beans and Motherf**kers” (As defined by Urban Dictionary: A disgusting mix of Lima Beans and Ham, as made for the United States Military in the form of C-rations and MRE’s  [MRE = Meals Refused by Everyone] ), I really don’t give a rat’s ass what our current crop of jailhouse whiners don’t like.  Especially when I have a sneaky suspicion that the only cons complaining about the bill of fare are Black and other shades of Muslims — though if I thought they were P-38‘ing  rusty cans of B’s & M’s that were vacuum-sealed during World War II like I did for three years, I might be inclined concede their point.

Barack Obama, the Marxist Musulmán behind the curtain, is a guy who during two terms in office has yet to be spotted eating a pork chop, though he readily admitted to snacking on puppy dog as a hungry young Indonesian.  If he’s not an Islamist, then a pig’s ass ain’t pork, if you’ll pardon the expression.  Beans and Motherf**kers are too good for this clown, although as the de facto Commander-In-Chief, a goodly number of troops would probably applaud a move to strip B’s & M’s from their field cuisine.  And you wouldn’t have to be a Muslim to get behind that.



About Bob Mack

Retired since 2003. Military Service: U.S. Army, 36th Artillery Group, Babenhausen, Germany 1966-67; 1st Signal Brigade, Republic of Vietnam, 1967-68 Attended University of Miami, 1969-73
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5 Responses to Beans And Motherf**kers

  1. Pingback: Beans And Motherf**kers | Brittius

  2. bydesign001 says:

    Just filed a complaint online with Dunkin’ Donuts. It seems that Muslims are franchising all the DD’s in Brooklyn (likely all over the city) and while DD’s advertises pork bacon or sausage sandwiches on the menu, that’s not what you get at the neighborhood DD’s.

    My grandson and his dad went to DD’s a few weeks ago, ordered a bacon bagel, got home and it was tofu bacon. You’d think the staff at DD’s would have said something when the order was placed.

    So pissed.

  3. Wilson TW says:

    Eat a MOUSE, eat a PIG. Eat a PIG, eat a MOUSE. Is no difference, but only on a larger scale. That you are what you eat and of Mice and men and Pigshit ! ISAIAH 66:17

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