Divorce, American Style

Divorce American Style

“Divorce is hard, but it’s easier than cutting the brake lines on your wife’s car. It is long past time for an amicable divorce of the United States of America. There is simply no common ground with the Left anymore. We are now the couple screaming at each other all night, every night as the kids hide in their room.” — Jesse Kelly

Due to irreconcilable differences, half of America—the sane half—is seeking divorce from the Democrats–or an annulment, at least, of the last election. After all, if the country had known what the Democrats were going to become, it would never have married them in the first place.

Once upon a time, in the long, long ago, Democrats were regular Americans, Sort of. True, they wore funny clothes and spent too much, but the country knew it could rely on them in a pinch. Sort of. But then they started to frequent seedy dives on the wrong side of the tracks, using the country’s rent money to buy drinks for every disreputable deadbeat that sidled up next to them. It became prudent to count the silverware every time they left the house. Their behavior grew reckless. They still said all the right things, but it was obvious they didn’t love America anymore. The second Covid stimulus payment proved that: The Democrats were seeing someone else.

As Biden suggested he is satisfied with Congress allocating just $600 stimulus checks for each American out of a $900 billion coronavirus relief package, his advisers said he will push to fund better housing and coronavirus tests for foreign nationals in Mexico. (Joe Biden to Get Aid for Foreigners, Settles for $600 Checks for Americans)

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The GOP has many problems, but the Democratic Party has turned into something completely un-American. The United States was founded on two things: Judeo-Christian values and a limited federal government. The entire platform of modern Democrats stands completely opposite both of those. (It’s Time For The United States To Divorce Before Things Get Dangerous)

 Since the Democrats will not reform–radicals rarely do unless forced–there are only three possible resolutions to our differences: submission, separation, or conflagration. And only one of these makes sense.

The Department of Homeland Security announced today the agency supports granting illegal immigrants equal access to the Wuhan coronavirus vaccine, which is in short supply for American citizens.

About Bob Mack

Retired since 2003. Military Service: U.S. Army, 36th Artillery Group, Babenhausen, Germany 1966-67; 1st Signal Brigade, Republic of Vietnam, 1967-68 Attended University of Miami, 1969-73
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