“Look, there’s Obama on another TV show. And there’s Obama with a salmon. Pay no attention to the Chinese warships off the coast. They’re just probably dropping by to collect interest payments … Just part of the renewed international respect for the appeaser-in-chief. That’s what diplomatic success looks like, right? When a foreign enemy parks his warships off your coast on your visit.” (Now China Can See Alaska from its Warships)
Okay, so the Chinese incursion occurred closer to Russia than Anchorage. Still,
The PLAN ships moving through the Aleutians would be the legal equivalent of a U.S. destroyer moving through the strait separating mainland China from Hainan Island…
But according to the Salmon-Handler-In-Chief, the biggest threat facing America is global warming … uh, ‘climate change.’
Obama told some whoppers the size of Mt. McKinley (I mean Denali) about global warming while he was here in Alaska. At a climate change conference in Anchorage, Obama attempted to scare the long-johns off Alaskans he obviously thinks are stupid when he predicted coming “submerged countries, abandoned cities… entire industries of people who can’t practice their livelihoods, desperate refugees seeking the sanctuary of nations not their own, and political disruptions that could trigger multiple conflicts around the globe.” Honestly, it sounded like he was describing the effects of his policies thus far, but I won’t go there. (Obama’s Alaska Global Warming Field Trip)
It turns out that at least two of the emails which traversed Hillary Clinton’s personal email account and server were “top secret,” according to the inspector general for the Intelligence Community as reported by McClatchy. To describe that as reckless is an understatement given that, as AP notes, “There is no evidence she used encryption to shield the emails or her personal server from foreign intelligence services or other potentially prying eyes.” (The Intercept)
“I did not email any classified material to anyone on my email. There is no classified material.” — Hillary Clinton
When voters were asked the first word that came to their mind about Clinton, the top three replies were … “liar,” followed by “dishonest” and “untrustworthy.” — Quinnipiac University poll
Entrusting Hillary Clinton with the national security of the United States is like putting Jack the Ripper in charge of women’s health.
“In recent months, Obama has been hobnobbing with wealthy CEOs and Wall Street bankers at the White House, drinking “extra-dry Grey Goose martinis” as he waxes eloquently about his presidential library. Tech moguls have pitched him ways to make his library a digital state-of-the-art facility to expand his policies around the world.” (Obama Wants $1 Billion For Post Presidency Legacy)
“Eight years is just the beginning.” — The Obama Foundation
Unfortunately, Obama’s planned progressive theme park will be located within the borders of the continental United States instead of a more compatible locale, like say Iran or Cuba. In fact, he’s not even calling it a “library.” It’s to be the Obama Presidential Center, one man’s billion-buck tribute to himself.
Obama is lobbying celebrity friends, bankers and the super rich — the same people he routinely attacks — for what may amount to more than $1 billion to fund his presidential library and other post-presidency plans. While the president and his party were busy complaining about income inequality Obama’s aides were creating strategies to raise a minimum of $800 million for the president’s life after the White House, according to the New York Times. (BizPac Review)
“You get the government you deserve.” — Thomas Jefferson
“If there is a part of America that’s important or works, liberals are systematically trying to destroy it.” — John Hawkins
21st Century America: A land afflicted with fifth columnists, illegal interlopers, crusading abortionists, brash buggerers, felons, fetal parts dealers, the biased, the bigoted, and the eternally belligerent; with homicidal Islamists, anti-American ‘educators’, cross-dressing narcissists, perpetual adolescents, the politically correct, the terminally apathetic, the truly ignorant — and a commander-in-chief that celebrates them all. Here at BSYRTGA, we support a third term for Obama — depending, of course, on where he serves it…
“For almost fifty years, John Kerry has been selling out American interests to the enemy. Iran is his biggest success. The dirty Iran nuke deal is the culmination of his life’s many treasons. It turns America from an opponent of Iran’s expansionism, terrorism and nuclear weapons program into a key supporter. The international coalition built to stop Iran’s nukes will instead protect its program. And none of this would have happened without Obama.” (Time to Call Obama and Kerry What They Are: Traitors)
“Basic to the Obama Iran deal: no matter what else happens, Iran gets the bomb in 15 years. Maybe sooner, but even if all the verification rigamarole works (highly doubtful at best) at the end of the term of President 46 (assuming 45 is a two termer) Iran has nuclear weapons and the long distance missiles to threaten virtually anybody on the planet.” (Playing The Honesty Game With The Dishonest)
Regarding their Iranian nuclear deal, Barack Obama and Hanoi John Kerry urge the American public to “trust us.” Which is pretty much what shadowy gents in windowless panel trucks always tell gullible school girls before whisking them away forever. Given the track records of these leftist Boobsey twins, instead of listening to their blarney, we ought to just squirt ’em with pepper spray and dial 911.
“Obama’s “hope” was to “change” traditional American values, rewrite our glorious history and undermine the culture we share – mission accomplished.” — William Pollack
“Confidence in an unfaithful man in time of trouble is like a broken tooth and a sliding foot.” — Proverbs 25:19
“The past is never dead. It’s not even past.” — William Faulkner
In the Obama Nation (Land of the Less-Than-Free & Home of the Eternally Offended), where courage is defined as a willingness to proudly and publicly declare one’s sexual abnormalities ( see Jenner, Bruce), and perpetual adolescence has replaced the gold, if not the pot, at the end of the rainbow, the party of FDR and JFK has at last officially degenerated into a demented herd of rabid Yankee grave robbers. Can ya dig it?
On July 7 the Memphis City Council voted unanimously to exhume the body of Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest from its 110 year resting place and move it to another location. The body of Forrest’s wife will be exhumed as well … They plan to sell a statue of Forrest as well–they are thinking of “selling the statue to anyone who wants it.” (Memphis City Council Votes to Dig Up Grave of Confederate General, Sell His Statue)
- Some Dead Bodies Are More Equal Than Others: “The Confederate battle flag was taken down on Friday outside South Carolina’s Statehouse, and barring another Civil War, it is never going up again … Down to their quivering livers, the general public understood that this sweepingly symbolic act was immediate retribution for the nine black churchgoers who were shot dead in Charleston, SC by a scrawny white loner with a bowl cut and a Rebel flag fetish.”
- Obama Gives $29 Million To Black Victims Of Charleston Shooting But Just $1.5 Million To White Sandy Hook Victims: “The only thing that can account for the size and swiftness of the Charleston payout is racism. Obama figures a mass killing with all or mostly white victims is worth a million or two, but one where the victims are black is worth nearly $30 million. You wouldn’t think someone could weave their racial identity politics into something as virtuous as a victim’s compensation program, but Obama has done just that.”
- Shopper Calls Cops When He Sees Confederate Items for Sale in a Store: “I was shaking and almost vomiting…I had to run.”
- Cops Arrest Woman For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo: “…the defendant intentionally shoved a dildo in the victim’s face and grabbed her right arm while arguing who it belonged to.”
- Taxpayers Have Now Spent $3.5 Million to Find Out Why Lesbians Are Obese: “The paper also suggested that young men should be “screened” to see if they are too preoccupied with their biceps.”
- Coloring books for grown-ups are a thing, and they’re hot right now: “Currently, six of Amazon’s top 50 titles are coloring books.”
- Zippity Poobah: “In his weekly address to the nation, Barack Obama explained his radical new citizen relocation program (euphemistically called ‘Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing’) by declaring ‘in this country, of all countries (presumably including Kenya and Indonesia), a person’s zip code shouldn’t decide their destiny.'”
- Obama’s Iran Deal May Throw Middle East Into Regional War: Americans should be furious about the Iran deal: Iran gets a $140 billion signing bonus. Are we flipping nuts? That is equal to the entire Navy budget for 1 year — USN ships, jets, USMC and Navy salaries, healthcare, etc. And you can bet Iran will not keep their word. Obama is working as hard as he can to bring down the United States of America.
“The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie.” — Justice Antonin Scalia
#LoveWins proclaim the gloating hashtags of the LGBT crowd after five Supreme Court justices happily ignored their solemn oaths to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States” by violating the 1st and 10th amendments in order to institutionalize consensual sodomy as the new law of the land. Humans are not amoeba; we do not reproduce by mitosis. With us, it takes two to tango; moreover, it takes two who possess different equipment. As marriage is essentially a legal and cultural construct designed for the purpose of reproduction and the propagation and long-term rearing of children, the court’s decision violates not only the Constitution, but the common-sense entirety of human history. Sterile same-sex unions are not and can never truly be “marriages” — no matter what five unelected, black-robed vultures say.
“If that’s all there is my friends
Then let’s keep dancing
Let’s break out the booze and have a ball” — Peggy Lee
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” — Groucho Marx
Groucho was onto something. Any politician wanting to be President should immediately be disqualified from holding the office. This is what’s known as ‘preventive medicine.’ In fact, the country would be better served if we used a second-hand lottery machine to pick our candidates. After all, most of us would rather vote for a reliable ping-pong ball than one or another of the bozos on this bus.