Tag Archives: Michelle Obama

The Stoned Ranger

“When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” — Barack Obama “I used to smoke marijuana. But I’ll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but … Continue reading

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Squeeze Play

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide … Continue reading

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I, Barack Obama

“What the president will be doing this weekend in Florida is essentially what the president would be doing back at the White House. It’s just that the weather will be a little warmer.” — Josh Earnest, Deputy Press Secretary “I … Continue reading

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Portrait Of The Con Artist As A Young Man

“The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich.” — P. J. O’Rourke “Marijuana trafficking is illegal under federal law, and … Continue reading

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Eat As I Say, Not As I Eat

During my Army days, I drank the water on three continents, ate barbequed dog with a Korean mortar team, swilled swallow’s nest soup with a gaggle of Khanh Hoa boom-boom girls, munched salted durian chips (a thorny, foul-smelling fruit once … Continue reading

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The First Lady Of Frugality

It’s been quite a week here on the East Coast.  Within the space of 7 days, we’ve experienced a moderate earthquake, a major hurricane, and the most unusual event of all—Barack Obama cutting one of his vacations short.  His consort, … Continue reading

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Michelle Obama And The War On Flab

FLOTUS: Fat Kids Are Threat To National Security “Military leaders … tell us that when more than one in four young people are unqualified for military service because of their weight,” the first lady says in the prepared remarks, “childhood … Continue reading

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Michelle, My Dumbbell

Michelle Obama | Put Your Hands Up And Step Away From The French Fries | (Right Side News.) The First Lady is on a crusade to fight “childhood obesity” – but what she’s actually after is the authority to tell … Continue reading

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