Foul Balls

Good To Be The King

“The left is doing what they always do when their policies fail: make everything about race, instead. If the Obama presidency itself is what’s failing, then his whole presidency—the one that was supposed to usher in a post-racial era—must be all about race, too.” — Robert Tracinski

“The daily news rundown is whatever’s important to the Democrat Party, and that’s it.” — Rush Limbaugh

“All things considered, when liberals merely settle for lying, they’re being on their best behavior.” — Burt Prelutsky

“Memo to History: the vocation of Community Organizer is a poor résumé choice for America’s highest civilian office” — Glenn Fairman

How bad is it?  67% of the 24 years preceding the presidential election of 2016 will have dawned with a leftist occupying the seat of power.  Two conclusions can be immediately drawn from this depressing reality: one, the Republican Party has a decided knack for providing candidates who possess the allure and charisma of sink hair, and two, the modern American body politic, all things being equal, now includes more King’s men than Constitutional patriots. Taken as a whole, We The People have grown as dumb as a bag of counterfeit tuppence.

Consider the unrelenting disaster that has been the administration of Barack Obama. It’s amazing that even his dog still approves of him, let alone 42% of his countrymen; given the sorry state of modern American public education,  it should come as no grand surprise. I’ve known fish that are better schooled than most of today’s citizens. As a nation, we’ve transitioned from the Land of the Free to the Land of the Free Lunch — free, at least, for the 50% of us who gleefully sponge off the others.

The mindset of the modern liberal is probably best displayed by the homicidal fantasies of a New York Times scrivener who seems to be watching entirely too much television:

Like many viewers of the hit fantasy show, “Game Of Thrones,” New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd enjoys escaping reality for a few hours and fantasizing about brutally murdering her political opponents.

Dowd wrote in her Sunday column that she wished Washington resembled Westoros — and that she could witness the murders of entire families, gaze upon stakes bearing defeated foes’ heads, and watch House Republicans get their throats slit a la the infamous Red Wedding …

A world where Republican Sens. Ted Cruz and Rand Paul can’t be mutilated and where Republicans can’t be locked into the House chamber to be savagely stabbed to death isn’t worth living in, Dowd complained.

liberals-termitesWell, you can’t really hold a lefty’s psychosis against ’em.  After all, who on the right has not imagined burying Dirty Harry Reid or the Barbary buffoon Nancy Pelosi neck-deep beside a hill of Solenopsis ants and drizzling warm honey over their heads?  Personally, I’ve whiled away many a happy hour on a rainy afternoon daydreaming of a device capable of whisking Barack Obama and his entire cadre of mad Marxists on a one-way trip to Vietnam’s A Shau Valley, circa 1968. But in the real world, the only machines capable of banishing the socialists back to the Phantom Zone are the ones that count the ballots.  And they may be rigged in favor of the house:

In many of the most important swing states it was being reported that Romney voters were claiming that when they tried to cast votes for Romney that the voting machines changed their votes to Obama instead.

Liberals like the murderous Ms. Dowd would never countenance such anti-democratic skullduggery, of course.  They insist that every vote must count — and some must count more than once.  They will tell you that electoral fraud is as rare a thing as a close encounter with a Sasquatch, and the requiring of personal identification in order to exercise the franchise is a plot hatched by nefarious right-wing racists in order to suppress the rights of minorities.  But the hard evidence of 2012 would seem to indicate that  the only voter suppression taking place was of citizens desirous of electing Mitt Romney as president:

It’s one thing for a Democratic presidential candidate to dominate a Democratic city like Philadelphia, but check out this head-spinning figure: In 59 voting divisions in the city, Mitt Romney received not one vote. Zero. Zilch.

These are the kind of numbers that send Republicans into paroxysms of voter-fraud angst … was there not one contrarian voter in those 59 divisions, where unofficial vote tallies have President Obama outscoring Romney by a combined 19,605 to 0?

Even the fabled 1927 Yankees couldn’t outscore an opponent by a margin like that — and Barack Obama ain’t Babe Ruth.

PTG

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About Bob Mack

Retired since 2003. Military Service: U.S. Army, 36th Artillery Group, Babenhausen, Germany 1966-67; 1st Signal Brigade, Republic of Vietnam, 1967-68 Attended University of Miami, 1969-73
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3 Responses to Foul Balls

  1. MM says:

    Lamp posts and rope

  2. Joanna says:

    “…was there not one contrarian voter in those 59 divisions, where unofficial vote tallies have President Obama outscoring Romney by a combined 19,605 to 0?”

    wow! Belorus and Russia dictators are green with envy!

  3. Pingback: Bob Macks; Foul Balls | Grumpy Opinions

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