America Don’t Need A Weatherman

Greatest Threat

“What a powerful rebuke to the terrorists [the climate change summit] will be…” — Barack Obama

It takes a special kind of idiot to believe the weather is a bigger threat to America’s national security than a gang of fanatic Islamic killers who control a land area the size of Great Britain and a war chest bigger than Barack Obama’s ego —  and this is an administration that has just about cornered the market on idiots.  Of course, it could be that Barry and his merry band of anti-American Muz-symps are a part of the gang.  Which would explain a lot.  In fact, viewed from that angle, Obama’s heretofore inexplicable foreign policy  is perfectly logical — and completely malignant.


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Obama Welcomes Muslims, Gives Christians The Boot!

Why Obama Loves Illegals


Despite his sanctimonious posturing, Obama cherishes some refugees a lot more than others:

Iraqi Christians fleeing persecution at the hands of ISIS are being turned away at the American border despite having family sponsors – as thousands of Muslims are granted asylum. At least 27 of the targeted minority, known as Chaldeans, have been held in detention in San Diego since entering through the Mexican border this spring. Now, after months of waiting, 22 have been denied asylum and sent back across the Atlantic to Europe, as another five await a verdict.

In total, America had accepted just 727 fleeing Christians at the start of 2015 – a fraction of the 4,200 Muslims granted asylum – and few since.

Obama doesn’t want refugees…he wants Muslims.

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The Decline and Fall of the Democratic Party

She Vehemently Condemns

Here’s why today’s Democrats are in serious danger of extinction: Since 2008, the party of the Jackass has been booted out of 69 House seats, 13 Senate seats, 900 state legislative seats, 30 state legislative chambers, and 12 governorships.  This is a worse record than the one posted by the original New York Mets. Despite such catastrophic losses, Dems remain committed to a destructive ideology that most Americans would like to see take its proper place in the fossil record. The Jackasses think that the people best suited to lead the erstwhile Land of the Free in the (thank God) post-Obama era are either  a demented old socialist who thinks Islamic terrorism is the result of global warming, or a foul-tempered termagant whose only qualification for high office is that she’s the one Democrat who literally has no balls.

Accelerating their headlong rush to oblivion, the Democrats, in the wake of the Paris massacre, have decided that the best way to win back the American people is by replacing them with illegal aliens and undocumented refugees from Syria whom Obama the Prevaricator and the rest of the Jackasses insist are thoroughly vetted — a process that probably goes something like this:

Obama Refugee Screener:  Are you a radical Islamic terrorist?

Terrorist:  No.

Obama Refugee Screener:  Okay, then.  Welcome to the United States.  Don’t forget to pick up your welfare check and your monthly food stamp allotment.

Terrorist:  Allahu Akbar!

The Democrats aren’t a party any longer; they’re a band of mental patients in search of an asylum.



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How Many Of The New Huddled Masses Are Wearing Suicide Vests?

Not Interested

“Obama should not be the president of the United States. He was born to be the president of Oberlin College’s department of diversity studies.” — David French

“In the aftermath of a devastating attack by ISIS Muslim terrorists – including a Syrian Muslim “refugee” — against Westerners in Paris, the left believes the true threat to the West is…the intolerance of the West.” Ben Shapiro

“Obama gave his typical bloodless ‘I’d rather be golfing’ sort of listless drone about the dead of Paris and his alleged enemies in ISIS, but then, as usual, became interested and emotionally engaged when he was asked about his real enemies, Republicans and Americans.” (Obama’s Disastrous Press Conference)

“Obama and his political allies believe that crime can’t be fought with cops and wars can’t be won with soldiers. The only answer lies in addressing the root causes which, after all the prattling about climate change and colonialism, really come down to the Marxist explanation of inequality.” — Daniel Greenfield

Obama and the Democrats apparently would like to move the entire population of Syria into Montana or someplace.  But the governors of 29 sovereign states are telling him it’s time to punt.  If resettlement was an NFL game, this would be termed a blowout.

Refugee Map

Poll: Third of Syrian Refugees Are ISIS Sympathizers. What could go wrong?


A poll released in November but ignored by the mainstream media shows that a third of Syrian refugees do not want the Muslim terrorist group ISIS defeated, reports Gateway Pundit. 

The poll reveals that thirteen percent of Syrian refugees have a positive opinion of ISIS. That’s a big, collective thumbs-up to a gang of savages who burn people alive, enslave women, behead children, and heave gay men to their deaths from rooftops. Another ten percent have a negative opinion to some extent on the terror group, though the poll doesn’t specify in what way. Perhaps that ten percent feels that ISIS isn’t killing enough gay men.

The poll also shows that thirty-one percent of Syrian refugees oppose the campaign to “degrade and ultimately destroy” ISIS.

Applying those figures to the 10,000 Syrian refugees Obama plans to bring into the United States means that Obama will be allowing into the country around 1,300 people who are rooting for our destruction at the hands of ruthless jihadists, and a total of 3,100 who, at best, do not want ISIS defeated. Applying those numbers to the 1,600 Syrian refugees the Obama administration imported in the last fiscal year means the possibility of about 200 Syrian refugee ISIS supporters and a total of nearly 500 ISIS sympathizers are already here.

And Obama wonders why over half the governors in the country refuse to go along with his plan to import 10,000 Syrian refugees over the next year. (via TruthRevolt)



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A Leaky Container

Leaky Container

“I’ll show you Paris in the morning
I’ll show you London afternoon
If you feel your Dublin heart is burning
Yeah, well you don’t have to worry cause we’re goin’ there soon…— Joe Purdy

“If you honestly take Barack Obama’s full body of work as President into account and consider for one second that no one can be so consistently wrong in every single decision that he has made, you too might start to wonder…” (Obama’s Master Plan: Because No President Could Be This Bad By Accident!)

“Obama’s exemption from reality has expired. He must either commit to leading the free world to victory, or step aside so someone else can.” Michael Goodwin

leaking-jug_cartoon“I don’t want to speculate on who did this,” said Barack Obama as the corpses piled up like cordwood inside the Bataclan concert hall in Paris on Friday. No place for idle speculation in Obamaland, of course — not unless it involves police officers or Republicans. Could’ve been anybody who machine-gunned the defenseless citizens of gay Paree — Buddhists or the Amish or maybe a gang of rabid anti-abortionists. That the killers gleefully shouted “Allahu akbar” while pulling their triggers was only the unlikeliest of coincidences.  After all, hadn’t Obama told his old pal George Stephanopolis just hours before that ISIS had been contained?  His strategy was working.  The Caliphate was being hashtagged to death.  And besides, climate change was a bigger threat to America’s national security than any number of unidentifiable homicidal miscreants armed with Kalashnikovs and suicide vests.

Islamic TerrorBut, as it is with everything Barack Obama has claimed since the dismal day he began his nefarious mission to “fundamentally transform” the greatest country on earth, the truth was precisely the opposite.   The Arctic ice isn’t receding; the Islamic state is advancing.  And, for the latter, if not the former, Barack Obama is largely responsible.

The Syria policy of the Obama administration is the main reason for the growth of the Islamic State (or ISIS) – and with it, for the current crisis in Iraq, and for a greatly increased danger of terrorism in Europe and America … The Obama-Kerry policy has also made for the more than 190,000 deaths in Syria, 500,000 wounded, and 8 million refugees (more than 2 million abroad, 6 million inside Syria) — this, out of a population of about 22 million. It is hard to imagine a policy more irresponsible, or worse from a moral standpointThis policy has been a logical product of the attitudes and ideologies of the Obama administration: anti-anti-Islamism, moral posturing, moral inversion — enthusiasm about toppling allies like Mubarak, nervousness about toppling adversaries like Assad — and, under the guise of peace, an ideological neutralism directed against one’s own side, something very different from an honestly neutral objectivity.

The Muslim call to prayer might be the “sweetest sound” Barack Obama knows; for the rest of us it’s the signal to don the Kevlar.

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Requiem For A Heavyweight: So Long Grumpy


Grumpy’s gone.

My friend Phil, aka Grumpy Elder, proprietor of Grumpy Opinions, father, veteran, patriot, blogger extrordinaire, and not grumpy at all, died yesterday morning.

I’ve become acquainted with many good people in cyberspace. Phil was one of ’em. Although I never met him personally, turned out we were brothers. We’d both spent time at Fort Jackson during the miserable winter of ’66 after the first large draft call for the Vietnam war. By telephone, we reminisced about Tent City, about meningitis outbreaks in the barracks, about cold, dead-of-night fire watches, and about those endless slogs up and down sandy Carolina tank trails. Later, we’d both shipped out to Germany and spent time wallowing in the mud during NATO training exercises at Grafenwohr. We’d shared so much, I felt as if I’d known the man for 50 years — besides, he liked my cartoons.

When we last spoke a few weeks ago, Phil never mentioned being in ill health. We rapped about Hillary’s e-mails, among other things, and how in our day, such egregious security violations as those committed by Missus C. would have, without much ado, landed the offender in a military dungeon somewhere. Phil told me one of his stories. I told him one of mine. He said I should do a post about it. So here it is:

In the winter of ’67, I was part of the communications section of a field artillery unit.  We were responsible for establishing encrypted com circuits between ourselves and headquarters during maneuvers, and for the receipt and decryption of classified and unclassified material both in the field and while ensconced on base.  That the army took this task seriously was evidenced by the fact that our personnel were authorized to carry loaded sidearms, rifles, and thermite grenades (to be used to melt down our equipment in case of any untenable situations).  Our field vehicle was a modified deuce and a half.  Our classified commo gear was packed inside in padded boxes, also classified (shape reveals function).  The interior of the van was classified. There was a lock on the inside and an Army Security Agency approved lock on the outside.  There was an authorized entry list.  Standing orders were to shoot anyone attempting to enter the van unless their name was on the list.  America didn’t kid around much in those days.

We played a lot of tag with the Soviets back then.  In the field, we often changed locations in order to elude any Russian spotters. After one such move, we pulled into a forest to bivouac, get the generators running and set up communications.  The ASA approved lock on the crypto van had frozen solid.  Since time was always of the essence, I didn’t have the luxury of waiting for a thaw.  I rustled up a bolt cutter and sheared that sucker off.   Once we’d run com wire into the van and hooked up the field phone, I contacted headquarters and requested a replacement. Our S2 (intelligence/security section), in it’s infinite wisdom, had not seen fit to outfit us with a spare.  Entered the call time and reason into my logbook.  Unpacked the com gear, established an encrypted circuit, and settled in.   Two days later, we received orders to move out.  The new lock had still not arrived, so I used my own combination lock to secure the van.  Back at the kaserne (barracks), I was summoned to the office of the S2 and informed that I was to be court-martialed for improper handling of classified material (negligence in securing the crypto van).  My lock, you see, had not been authorized for use by the security mavens at the ASA.  The notation in my logbook came to my rescue. Since the powers-that-be couldn’t court-martial me for their own incompetence, they decided to give me a commendation.  For displaying initiative. I don’t know what the moral of this little tale is, other than to always take notes, but Grumpy seemed to enjoy it.  I’m not sure that Hillary Clinton would.

I’m gonna miss Phil. A lot. Cyberspace is colder without him.  So is the real world.  Godspeed, my friend. I’ll see you when I see you.


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The Last Progressive: A Cautionary Comic

The Last ProgressivePTG

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Full Metal Straitjacket


“It’s hard to find a worse example of Washington dysfunction than a Commander in Chief, backed by fellow Democrats, who is willing to punish the military so he can break the little fiscal discipline that Congress has … When it really counts, Democrats line up and salute, acting as an Obama protection-and-abetment racket above all other concerns.” (Obama Takes the Military Hostage)

After nearly 8 years of unbridled left-wing lunacy, what’s astounding is that people will still consider voting for Democrats instead of demanding that they be tossed into the nearest padded cell — a fate which, if you happen to honor the Constitution and Bill of Rights, is exactly what the leftists have planned for you:

DE Comics[…] the Obama (no)Justice Department has created a new domestic terrorism czar and whole department to battle the newest greatest threat — behind nonexistent global warming — to America: the white Christian male gun-owning liberty lover … And who defines what constitutes “anti-government and hate groups?” The notoriously pro-Marxist anti-American Southern Preposterous Lie Center (known in some circles as the Southern Poverty Law Center), which deems anyone who doesn’t embrace cultural Marxism and the latest social justice warrior cause du jour perversion as a hate group that should be “disappeared” into the bowels of the NDAA’s dungeons. (The American terrorist: White, Christian, owns guns and believes in liberty)


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The National Freak Show

The Night Owl

“The expressions of Secretary Clinton today are fascinating. One would not know the hearings involved 4 U.S. deaths.” — MSNBC host Joe Scarborough

FalseHillary Clinton testified before the House Benghazi Committee yesterday, and if they ever bring back the old TV show I’ve Got A Secret, she could appear on it for a month without running out of material.  Except one of the rules of the TV show was that the guest had to answer questions truthfully, a stipulation which would force the cackling Mrs. C. into a fast exit — stage left, of course.

Hillary Clinton presented one set of Benghazi facts to her own family; another to the family of the victims and the American public. Within hours of the Sept. 11, 2012 terrorist attacks in Benghazi, Clinton emailed her daughter, Chelsea, that Americans had died at the hands of an al-Qaeda like group …  Clinton also informed Egypt’s prime minister and Libya’s president that the attacks were “preplanned” and “had nothing to do with” an anti-Islamic video posted on YouTube. Yet Clinton told the American public and families of the Benghazi victims that the maker of the video was to blame for sparking protesters who got out of hand in Benghazi and spontaneously launched assaults. In fact, there had been no protests… (Sharyl Attkisson)

Democrats, who began their attempts to torpedo the investigation while the bodies were still warm in Benghazi, are supposedly concerned about the amount of tax dollars being spent by the House Committee.   This is a ruse, of course.  Since when has a Democrat ever been worried about spending someone else’s money?

Democratic members of the committee now have a spending tracker, similar to a debt clock, showing the investigation’s costs in real time. The clock showed the investigation has cost $4,809, 266 as of Thursday afternoon. The figure is more than $1 million less in taxpayer funds that were given to an accused con man to finance his condom inventions and studies into why the majority of lesbians are overweight. (Feds Have Spent More on Origami Condoms, Fat Lesbian Studies Than on Benghazi Committee)

To a modern Democrat, fat lesbians and purveyors of French ticklers will always be more deserving of your tax dollars than will the national security.  Theirs is not a political party any longer — it’s a national freak show.  Which is why the National Rifle Association is more popular than either the Democratic president or the top Democratic candidate for president:

 According to the poll, 58 percent of Americans have a favorable view of the gun rights organization, while only 35 percent have an unfavorable opinion of the group. In contrast, Obama’s most recent presidential approval rating is 46 percent. A majority of Americans, 50 percent, disapproves of the job he’s doing as president. A NBC/WSJ poll released earlier this week shows similar numbers for Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. That poll found that 39 percent of voters have a positive view of Clinton, while 48 percent view her negatively. The continued vilification of the NRA by Democratic politicians seems to have had little impact on the gun group’s reputation, as the public’s opinion of the NRA remains relatively unchanged over the past decade. (Poll: The NRA Is More Popular Than Clinton, Obama)

Among people who retain a modicum of sanity, guns will always be more likable than Democrats.  They don’t misfire as much, and, unlike Democrats, having one at your side makes you less  likely to be robbed by strangers who believe that what’s yours is theirs — people like Obama and Hillary and Old B.S., dopes whose development has been arrested (and so should they).  These are politicians young at heart and soft in the head. As do all Democrats, they believe in “free stuff” like the candy and toys the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus used to bring ’em.  They believe that abortion is not murder, that Islam really is a religion of peace, and that folks who honor the U.S. Constitution should be checked for horns and tails.  They believe that deviance is diversity, that black lives matter more than others, and that the sea will swallow New York and Miami by noon tomorrow.  They believe in open borders and closed minds, that the Third World would have been First save for bad luck and capitalism, that schools should indoctrinate rather than educate, and that pedophiles deserve love too.  They have become, in short, unhinged.  They are the party of the determinedly deranged, and the modern Democratic mind is a weapon of mass destruction.

They need to be disarmed.

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