You’re A Mean One, Mister Joe

Yer a racist Dr Seuss

Biden Erases Dr. Seuss From ‘Read Across America’ Proclamation As Progressives Seek To Cancel Beloved Author

For millions of Americans, the words “President” and “Biden” should never be used together in the same sentence lest it trigger the gag reflex. Coincidentally, the same reaction occurs whenever a Democrat within hearing range says the word “racist”, a description which the cracked pots of the Left now routinely apply to everything from a 3 month old baby to a glass of milk. That’s a lot of racists. Exactly how many can’t be known because mathematics is racist as well. For the modern ‘progressive’, there’s a white supremacist hiding in every woodpile,

Everything is racist

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What IS He Doing Here??


If the United States was still a sane country instead of a proving ground for the latest crackpot conjectures devised by the comic book communists that infest the Democrat party, Joe Biden would be in a rest home having the drool gently wiped from his chin by competent caregivers instead of shuffling around the White House grounds trying to recall his name. But try as they may, the president’s handlers can’t hide the Bide away forever. Sometimes they’re forced to bite the bullet, pause in their task of populating the executive branch with swarms of aberrant leftists, and take the risk of running old Joe out in the open.

What Is He Doing HerePresident Joe Biden is a shadow of his former self.  Long gone is the aggressive, pugnacious, and partisan Democrat who mistreated Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas in the latter’s confirmation hearings.  Today, Americans see a president who is clearly mentally diminished and is getting worse on a daily basis…Ever since his inauguration, President Biden has been making frequent misstatements and obvious gaffes.  The most recent episodes occurred on Friday.  Earlier in the day, he forgot to put on a mask after finishing a speech.  Then, after a trip to Houston, Texas, Biden made a series of troubling statements.  He referred to high-profile U.S. congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) as “Shirley.”  Also, he mispronounced the name of Congresswoman Lizzie Pannill Fletcher (D-Texas) twice.  After the mistakes, he asked, “What am I doing here?”  (Crazy Old Biden and the Countdown to Kamala)

Whoever thought it was a good idea to toss the nuclear football to Biden ought to have their citizenship revoked and their brains tested for mold. Even the Jackasses want to pull a Lucy on old Joe…

Charlie brownDemocrats already are asking Biden to give up the sole power to order a nuclear strike. This illustrates the grave peril for America and the world of a POTUS not in full possession of his faculties.  It also demonstrates what a grave, irresponsible move it was for a conspiracy of Democrats and media/social media figures to normalize hiding Biden in his basement during the presidential campaign, so that he could serve as a reassuring front man for a leftist cabal that is really running the show, and has the option of installing Kamala Harris as president via the 25th Amendment. (Biden gets lost again giving a speech: ‘What am I doing here?’)

A man whose secret service code name should be “Depends” is a man too antiquated to be president of anything. And his putative replacement is too radical.

Harris2Kamala Harris has deep COMMUNIST connections!

If Biden is elected president, Harris will be one heartbeat or a few brain cells away from the top job. If Harris was to apply for a mid-level job in the Department of Agriculture, she would almost certainly fail the security background check. She owes her entire career to sympathizers or active enablers of the Chinese Communist Party. Fortunately for her (and potentially disastrous for the country), elected office-holders are not subject to the security clearance process. President Trump has said that “If Joe Biden ever got elected, China will own America.” Biden picked the ideal running mate to help out.

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High Duties And Misdemeanors

Millionaires Club

“With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.” — Will Rogers

“I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a congress.” — Peter Stone

“The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.” — Ambrose Bierce

“There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.” — Mark Twain

Understanding the motivational forces behind the insane agenda of today’s “progressives” is not difficult. Take a few years of comic book communism as taught by pointy-headed university academics, top with daily reefer inhalations, mix with a liberal dosage of grievance culture, add a flagon of corruption, and–voila! You’ve got the very model of a modern Marxist Democrat. Such is John Yarmuth of Kentucky.

House Democrat purchased cannabis stocks while supporting legislation to decriminalize marijuana

seinfeld-not-that-theres-anything-wrong-with-that-gif-3Rep. John Yarmuth of Kentucky, who serves as chairman of the House Budget Committee, purchased stocks in Canopy Growth Corporation, Aurora Cannabis, and Tilray on Nov. 5, according to a filing with the Clerk of the House Representatives obtained by Popular Info. Prior to the stock trades, Yarmuth had signed on in September as a co-sponsor to H.R. 3884, the Marijuana Opportunity Reinvestment and Expungement (MORE) Act, which decriminalized cannabis. The legislation passed the House on Dec. 4.

The old dictum that  “everybody’s doing it” doesn’t justify the sin, even though everybody is doing it–at least among the makers of America’s laws. In the U.S. Congress, corruption is the only activity enjoyed equally by Democrats and Republicans. Take San Fran Nan, for example, the Mouth of the House:

Nancy Pelosi Accused Of Corruption After Husband Caught In ‘Insider Trading’ Scheme

The husband of Nancy Pelosi was caught buying up a million dollars in shares of electric car manufacturers just days before the Biden admiration announced that it would replace the federal government’s fleet with all electric vehiclesFour U.S. senators were accused in March of using insider information about the coronavirus pandemic to profit in the stock market…this isn’t the first time the House Speaker has come under scrutiny for investment corruption. Back in 2008 she pulled the same sort of scam with Visa.

The surest ways to get rich in America? Inherit a fortune, marry a millionaire—or get elected to Congress.

Much of the wealth in Congress is concentrated at the top. The top 10 percent of wealthiest lawmakers have three times more wealth than the bottom 90 percent…The group of wealthiest members includes career politicians who boosted their portfolios over decades in Congress and recently elected lawmakers…House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) has seen her wealth increase to nearly $115 million from $41 million in 2004…Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) saw his net worth increase from $3 million to over $34 million during that time. (Majority of lawmakers in 116th Congress are millionaires)

fenced inIs the fencing now surrounding the Capitol building designed to keep dissident Americans out? Or to keep miscreant politicians in?  After all, shuttering Congress might just cut the nation’s crime rate in half.

The new barrier in front of the Capitol is proving to be more than just an eyesore. According to D.C. Council Chair Phil Mendelson, the fence, which was installed after the deadly riots in the Capitol building on January 6, is preventing D.C. lawmakers from delivering their bills to Congress. (The New Capitol Fence Is Reportedly Stonewalling DC Legislation)

As a  class, Congress critters are generally dishonest, pretentious, and eager to spend everyone’s money but their own. Coincidentally, these are traits shared by a plurality of the nation’s attorneys. Instead of lawyers, maybe we should elect pipe fitters to represent us.  At least there’d be fewer leaks.

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Welcome To The Occupation

Nobodys Puppet

“A plague shall fall upon the world. After, a feeble man shall rule the Western World with a Jezebel. The people will be damaged and subjugated by a fool ruler. The great eagle shall suffer and fall.”  –Nostradamus

Whether the old French stargazer penned the above quatrain, or whether it was discovered in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall’s porch, it’s a prophecy whose time, unfortunately, has come.


America’s foes were not atop enemy tanks that rolled through the empty streets of the nation’s capitol. Instead, they rode in upon a wave of suspect ballots provided in the dead of night by furtive operatives and unsavory associates of the Democrat party. And when the authorities who should have been responsible for investigating allegations of voter fraud refused to do so, outrage on the part of the opposition boiled over into mayhem. Intentionally mislabeling the turmoil as “insurrection”, the progressive usurpers employed it as the pretext for dropping an iron curtain of recrimination and censorship over their political opponents, silencing dissent as effectively as if they’d sent their adversaries down a mine shaft and then dynamited the exits.

The first amendment prohibits congress from passing any laws that would inhibit free speech and the freedom of the press. However, in the era of advanced Marxism and Democrat fascism their inability to use laws to block speech is seen as a problem. To solve the problem the U.S. congress is now asking cable news providers: Comcast, AT&T, Spectrum, Dish, Verizon, Cox and Altice to initiate a new system to block speech the DEMOCRAT FASCISTS do not agree with. The same congressional committee members also sent the letter to Roku, Amazon, Apple, Google and Hulu, digital companies that distribute cable programming and raising the stakes if they do not comply.  Thereby once again proving the case that Democrats are the party of state controlled censorship. (House Congressional Committee Organizes ‘Ministry of Truth’, Asks Cable Media to Begin Censoring Unapproved Speech)

Branco 22221The Enfeebled One, whose style of leadership is to quickly autograph whatever decrees his left wing handlers place in front of him then shuffle off to the bathroom, is, according to recent polling data, still supported mainly by the same larcenists  who engineered his ascension to the Oval Office in the first place. The 81 million voters who allegedly cast their ballots for Biden have gone missing. No remains are expected to be found.

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Jackson-Lee And The 173 Thieves


Members of the House of Representatives held a hearing Wednesday to consider legislation that would establish a commission to make proposals for reparations to be paid to African-Americans and decide whether a national apology for slavery should be issued…Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Texas, the primary sponsor of H.R. 40, made clear the reparations commission the bill would create is not merely to engage in an academic exercise.

“Sheila Jackson-Lee might be the dumbest person in congress. She might even be the dumbest person outside congress. If there were ever a global championship for idiots, the country could send her there. And leave her there; because unlike Lassie, she wouldn’t be able find her way back on her own.” — Daniel Greenfield (Sheila Jackson-Lee: Racist and Moron )

The incomparable Sheila “I demand to be treated like a queen” Jackson-Lee is the reigning champion imbecile in America’s crowded House of Numbskulls. J-Lee has survived past challenges from the likes of formidable contending dimwits Hank “Guam will tip over” Johnson, Frederica “It’s something racist” Wilson, and Eric “Fang Fang” Swalwell, and the trophy jug remains firmly affixed to her head, now and perhaps forever more. Jackson-Lee is a POS…uh, POC..who never saw a bit of caucasian cash that she didn’t believe ought to belong to her, thus her sponsorship of a piece of grand theft legislation that would extort payments from citizens who never owned slaves and redistribute it to citizens who never were. The bill has currently accrued 173 co-sponsors. That’s distressing. Ali Baba only had to deal with 40 thieves. Of course, there were no Democrats back in his day.

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The National Meltdown

Still Out There

“The Biden administration is planning to use the full force of the federal government in pursuit of a new war. Its target? American citizens…With Trump toppled, the riot among non-leftists provided the catalyst for completing the total war on the true objects of the ruling class’s ire: dissenting Americans. ” — Ben Weingarten

“American democracy is at the lowest point in its post-segregation history: corrupt elections, abdicated courts, cowardly legislators, dishonest media, a prosecutocracy that terrorizes the whole country and wins 99% of its cases (95% without a trial), crumbling standards of education, skyrocketing crime rates, and a president-elect who looks and sounds like a waxworks dummy who has in his over-long career faced in all four directions on every major issue.” — Conrad Black

“Never send to know for whom the bells tolls; it tolls for thee.” — John Donne

Now that half of America’s voting public have been identified as extremists by the nascent federal Gestapo–an extremist, of course, being anyone who refuses to vote for a Democrat–it’s time to assess the damage inflicted on the country since the installation of Doddering Joe into the Oval Office. Every one of the Republic’s backup systems has failed. The national meltdown has commenced, and there appears to be no stopping it.  The Trump-less GOP puts fear only in the hearts of its voters, the legal system has decided that voter fraud doesn’t exist, and if it does, no one has standing to pursue it, the Pentagon is purging its few remaining flag-wavers with trans-gendered social justice warriors who prefer high heels and lipstick to combat boots and camouflage paint, and billionaires who dine on Kobi cows want the rest of us to eat petri dish chicken and burgers made from reconstituted lawn clippings in order to fight “climate change”.

Test Tube Lickin Good

It’s a brave new world brought to you by the terminally woke, a world in which progress is regress, good is bad, and bioprinted 3D chicken nuggets are going to heal the earth. Sanity seems to have flown the coop along with the poultry.

Faux fowl, of course, may be all we get if Biden and his recycled secretary of agriculture, Tom Vilsack, go through with their larcenous scheme to raid the farmer’s relief fund in order to finance left wing climate change swindles.

[Vilsack] pledged to…utilize farmers to voluntarily help meet President Joe Biden’s pledge to make U.S. agriculture carbon neutral.

With the Democrats, “voluntary” means you’re either with them or you’re a domestic terrorist. The nation’s pantries may soon be as vacant as its bank accounts.  

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Off The Hook

Off The Hook

“You could make a much better case that Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and others deserve to be the people on trial ― not Donald Trump.” — Newt Gingrich

Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial is over, and the former president has been acquitted. Again. Which is more than can be said for the Democrats who started these travesties in the first place. After four years of neglecting the people’s business in favor of pursuing spurious charges against a man whose main offense was that liberals didn’t like him, Speaker Pelosi et al are right back where they started, which is to say nowhere. Other than turning the House into the Privy of Representatives, and making public buffoonery respectable again, this is a chamber of government that has accomplished exactly nothing in nearly half a decade. More efficient past congresses have gotten the same result in a year or two.

“What we saw today was a cowardly group of Republicans,” fumed the Mouth of the House when all but seven members of the GOP (the usual gang of ineluctable scallywags) declined to collaborate with senatorial Jackasses after Pelosi’s impeachment surrogates had prematurely closed their brief before the Donald’s defenders could call her as a witness.

The former president displayed his usual “never-a-doubt” combativeness in the wake of the Senate’s decision, castigating but not identifying the one political party in America that “…is given a free pass to denigrate the rule of law, defame law enforcement, cheer mobs, excuse rioters, and transform justice into a tool of political vengeance, and persecute, blacklist, cancel and suppress all people and viewpoints with whom or which they disagree.” Members of the unmentionable party were occupied in planning future reprisals and were unavailable for comment.

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Dems To America: Submit Or Die


“Civil war is unlikely, but never underestimate Democrat stupidity and hatred.” — Kurt Schlichter

“Since Biden’s inauguration, the anti-Americanism has been roaring down on us like an avalanche.” — Patricia McCarthy

When Democrats call for ‘unity’, what they really want is submission. If questioning the honesty of election results or the wisdom of allowing boys into girl’s shower rooms risks identifying oneself to a politicized Federal police force as a filthy ‘insurrectionist’ in need of forcible re-education (or worse), then we don’t live in a republic any longer–we’ve been involuntarily relocated to a left wing police state. Donald Trump’s worst mistake was in not issuing an executive order during his first week in office that packed the ringleaders of this treacherous cabal off on the first available flight to Guantanamo Bay. But there’s no sense mourning lost opportunities. That is time better spent in filling sandbags and sharpening bayonets.

What happened to the Democrats? When did the party of FDR and JFK become the party of Marx and Lenin and Rob Reiner?

Branco 1Shockingly since 1988 the CPUSA has stopped running their own candidates and have 100% of the time nominated the Democrat candidates as their candidates…Now the burden of proof is to disprove that the Democratic Party is really the Communist Party, to disprove it has the same policies as the CPUSA. How could we disprove that? [Ed. note: You can’t. They are.] (Did The Communist Party USA Take Over Democratic Party in 1988?)

What do you do when you catch your significant other spiking your morning coffee with drain cleaner? Are you going to forgive them when they tell you they thought it was no-cal sweetener? Maybe the first two times. Maybe the third. But somewhere around the fourth or fifth it becomes clear that these are not merely cases of mistaken condiments. Your housemate, like the Democrats, doesn’t love you anymore.

In Case You Missed It: The latest Democratic debate involved a bit of back-and-forth…about the perils of politicking in America on a communist platform — and all the Democrats go, what’s wrong with that? Actually, they pretended offense at being called communists. But really, what’s the difference? This is where the Democratic Party has gone: defending communism as a viable American government…The party has truly become a bizarre bundle of anti-Americanism; vote Democrat, vote communist … Democrats are pretty much communist: They just don’t want to be outed on that. (Democrats aghast at outing as communists)

Biden Removes Terrorist Group Whose Motto Is ‘Death to America’ From Terror List

Ramirez 21121The only terror group Democrats recognize at this stage are Trump supporters…The Democrats militarized D.C. with an armed occupation and are criminalizing political dissent. They have claimed that one riot, after a year full of them by their own activist wing, requires a permanent state of emergency that will be run through the National Security Council. The Biden administration is not only taking the Houthis, and likely other Islamic terrorist groups, off the terror list, it’s putting the domestic political opposition on its terror list.

Well, it’s a dark winter, as President Numbnuts once mumbled, but not all is gloom and doom. Geriatric Joe and his brainless trust seem to be serious about shuttering the military detention center at Guantanamo. This is good news for conservatives. It means we’ll be doing our time in the Land Of The Free instead of Cuba.

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“Shut Up,” They Argued


“If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it.” — Julius Caesar

Installed via the most fraudulent public event since the 1919 World Series, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are to American democracy as a pair of soggy bar rags are to sobriety. They are not caretakers of the Republic–they’re undertakers.

The American system of government hardly needed to be protected from Trump, who, throughout his four years in office gave away his presidential pay and barely had control over the federal Leviathan, filled as it is with disloyal left-wingers and careerist Democrats.

The same cannot be said of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris who view the government as a massive gravy train and a means of imposing one-party rule on the country and cleansing it of undesirables like conservatives and other patriots. (The Anti-Trump Election Conspiracy Goes Public)

Branco 2821Modern Democrats, as tolerant a mob as ever drowned a puppy, are torn between wishing to impound their domestic opposition in re-education camps or whacking ’em out with drone strikes (Leftists Suggest “Re-education Camps,” “Firing Squads,” Banning Talk Radio to “Deprogram” 75 Million Trump Supporters). Death to those who resist the liberation of women’s locker rooms!

Biden Sings ‘Lola’ – Girls will be Boys, and Boys will be Girls

[…] His January 20 executive order, “Preventing and combating discrimination on the basis of gender identity or sexual orientation” means that women’s sports are now open to males who “identify” as females, those who “walk like a woman, but talk like a man, oh my Lola.” Not only sports, but also restrooms, locker rooms, and any school sports. If members of the boys’ high school soccer team decide to identify as girls, they can join the girls’ soccer team and shower with them too. What could go wrong?

Meanwhile on the southern border, Geriatric Joe’s band of merry Marxists and trans-gendered homeland security agents are once again flinging open the gates to all and sundry…

For Biden, there’s never too much control for Americans, and never too little for illegals

There’s a reason the left doesn’t want COVID ever to end. First, it became a pretext for blue-state officials to shut down businesses, churches, and schools. Now it’s morphed into a pretext for Orwellian spying on Americans and their every personal move.  It’s all about control. At the same time, the Biden administration is also encouraging illegal immigration. It comes down to “your papers, please” for Americans, based on purported concerns about COVID, but for unvetted foreigners, never mind about the passport.

For the denizens of what the supercilious Left labels “flyover country”, there are only three options for dealing with modern Democrats: submit, separate, or fight. Maybe that’s all there ever were.

If one were to conjure an image that represented the conservative movement, it would be a group of middle-aged white guys grinning like chimps while standing in front of an empty trophy case. Conservatism has become a mystery cult that champions people like Mitt Romney and makes the “conservative case” for the latest progressive cultural fads…Conservatives operated like an electric fence, keeping sensible white people from wandering off into unapproved domains of thought. Conservatism kept middle-class white people believing in the system and the institutions, all of which are controlled by the left. (The Death of Civic Nationalism)

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Democrats, who are never as fond of invoking the Constitution as whenever they are ignoring it, can tolerate just about anything except a different opinion.

The “unity” professed to be a goal of Joe Biden does not mean conciliation by the Left, but instead silencing the conservative opposition to the liberal agenda … After taking control of the White House, liberals’ real goal is to silence Trump and demonize his supporters to the point that neither Trump nor anyone like him can ever be elected again. (Democrats’ Assault on Free Speech)

In Joe Biden’s America, you are free to say anything you want. As long as you’re willing to go to jail for it.

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Divorce, American Style

Divorce American Style

“Divorce is hard, but it’s easier than cutting the brake lines on your wife’s car. It is long past time for an amicable divorce of the United States of America. There is simply no common ground with the Left anymore. We are now the couple screaming at each other all night, every night as the kids hide in their room.” — Jesse Kelly

Due to irreconcilable differences, half of America—the sane half—is seeking divorce from the Democrats–or an annulment, at least, of the last election. After all, if the country had known what the Democrats were going to become, it would never have married them in the first place.

Once upon a time, in the long, long ago, Democrats were regular Americans, Sort of. True, they wore funny clothes and spent too much, but the country knew it could rely on them in a pinch. Sort of. But then they started to frequent seedy dives on the wrong side of the tracks, using the country’s rent money to buy drinks for every disreputable deadbeat that sidled up next to them. It became prudent to count the silverware every time they left the house. Their behavior grew reckless. They still said all the right things, but it was obvious they didn’t love America anymore. The second Covid stimulus payment proved that: The Democrats were seeing someone else.

As Biden suggested he is satisfied with Congress allocating just $600 stimulus checks for each American out of a $900 billion coronavirus relief package, his advisers said he will push to fund better housing and coronavirus tests for foreign nationals in Mexico. (Joe Biden to Get Aid for Foreigners, Settles for $600 Checks for Americans)


The GOP has many problems, but the Democratic Party has turned into something completely un-American. The United States was founded on two things: Judeo-Christian values and a limited federal government. The entire platform of modern Democrats stands completely opposite both of those. (It’s Time For The United States To Divorce Before Things Get Dangerous)

 Since the Democrats will not reform–radicals rarely do unless forced–there are only three possible resolutions to our differences: submission, separation, or conflagration. And only one of these makes sense.

The Department of Homeland Security announced today the agency supports granting illegal immigrants equal access to the Wuhan coronavirus vaccine, which is in short supply for American citizens.

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