Abbott: All right- you’re 40 years-old, you’re four times as old as this girl, and you can’t marry her, so you wait five years. By that time the little girl’s 15 and you’re 45. You’re only three times as old as that little girl. So you wait 15 years and when the girl is 30, you’re at 60. You’re only twice as old as that little girl.
Costello: She’s catching up.
Abbott: Yes, yes. Now here’s the question. How long do you have to wait until you and that little girl are the same age?
Costello: Now what kinda question is that? That’s ridiculous!
Abbott: Ridiculous or not, answer the question.
Costello: If I wait for that girl she’ll pass me up. She’ll wind up older than I am.
Abbott: What are you talking about?
Costello: She’ll have to wait for me!
Abbott: Why should she wait for you?
Costello: …I was nice enough to wait for her!
In America, we count electoral votes, not liberal wishes. There’s no fraudulent twist nor chicane turn through the labyrinthine calculus of the New Math that can result in either Hillary Clinton or Jill Stein claiming residence in the White House. Which is why some folks are beginning to suspect treachery on the part of the primary recount instigator. Dr. Stein’s surname intimates that one of her ancestors lived nearby a sizable rock. In the good doctor’s case, it’s becoming evident that she resides beneath one.
Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein insists her recount campaigns in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania are all about voter integrity, not politics. That’s a hard sell for many conservatives, who see the effort at best as a political stunt and fear the reason behind it could be much more nefarious. There is growing concern that the unprecedented Wisconsin recount could cost the Badger State its 10 electoral votes. State Rep. Dave Craig asserts that may have been by design. “That could have been one of the ideas behind (the recount),” said the Town of Vernon Republican. “It would be appalling and tyrannical if that is what is meant to occur by having this process unfold like that. To simply negate electoral votes of this election, I simply cannot come up with a word more fitting than treacherous.” Federal law demands the recount be completed within 35 days of the presidential election … And Stein wants the recount done by hand, a prospect that would take even longer, Haas told the newspaper. On Monday, the Elections Commission rejected Stein’s request for a hand-count. She quickly threatened a lawsuit. Stein’s complaint would be filed in Dane County, among the most liberal counties in the country … Hillary Clinton’s campaign over the weekend confirmed it would take part in recount initiatives despite the fact that the campaign’s counsel, Marc Elias, said an internal investigation has found no evidence of hacking of voting systems – a claim Stein and fellow liberals are pushing … The Obama administration in a statement to the New York Times said that the election was free from interference – from inside or outside the United States. Conservative critics charge that the real interference is coming from within, from liberals who don’t know when to say when. (THE SO-CALLED WISCONSIN RECOUNT)
A leftist like Stein calling for “voter integrity” is like Jack the Ripper coming out in support of women’s rights. Well, you can’t expect much from anyone who believes the recently departed communist hero Fidel Castro was a symbol of the “struggle for justice” — unless justice is when your political enemies have finally been dragged to the business end of a firing squad.