“Joe Biden may look like Jeff Dunham’s ventriloquist dummy, Walter, but I think even Walter makes a lot more sense.” — Bernard Goldberg
Joe Biden has brought a breath of stale air to an Oval Office that’s already beginning to smell like Barack Obama’s dirty socks. This should come as no surprise considering that Geriatric Joe is a serial plagiarist whose last original thought occurred during the Nixon Administration.
“I made some mistakes,” Biden, then a U.S. senator, told the press [in 1987]. “But now, the exaggerated shadow of those mistakes has begun to obscure the essence of my candidacy and the essence of Joe Biden.”
The essence of Joe Biden is the same now as it has always been, that of a prevaricating and opportunistic polecat, with apologies to the polecat. Added to the essential Joe in this year’s model is a heaping spoonful of dementia and a few hearty shakes of infirmity. And it won’t get any better. There’s no recovering from old age.
Dictator Biden signed two executive orders on Thursday restoring Obama’s highly unpopular “Affordable Care Act” – healthcare that no one can afford.
Each Biden wheeze sends Congressional 25th Amendment watchers off to the restrooms with a copy of the Constitution under their arms–the Constitution, like their Bibles, a document oft cited but never consulted. Not one of these Democrats will be bold enough to bet the Vegas over on Geriatric Joe’s chances of lasting six months in office. Republicans, of course, no longer count.
The new rules of unity are that no one may question an election that the Democrats claim to have won, no one may say anything that Big Tech doesn’t like, and no one may suggest that Biden’s Assistant Health Secretary is a middle-aged man in a dress and a flowing blonde wig. (Enjoy unity at gunpoint in the Bidenist banana republic)
Today, Nancy Pelosi insisted that the Joe Biden administration and her Democrat congress were so beloved by the American people that they needed unprecedented “supplemental” security forces in perpetuity, without any talk of an ending date. This comes amid bizarre allegations by Democrats that Joe Biden won the presidency with more votes than any human being in the history of America. (“A Scientific Approach” to Totalitarianism: Paranoid Pelosi Demands More Security Indefinitely, Conservatives Are “The Enemy Within”)