Degradation In Prime Time

“Fear Factor” producers’ plans to serve fresh glasses of donkey semen to contestants on the next episode had NBC execs so concerned … they gave serious thought to killing the stunt, TMZ has learned…

We’re told the challenge involved teams of twins drinking the full glass of donkey semen — with a glass of urine thrown in for good measure. Contestants had to drain both glasses in order to move on to the next round.

Our sources say NBC execs had multiple pow-wows in the months after the stunt was shot … but eventually gave FF producers the thumbs up. (‘Fear Factor’ — Donkey Semen Makes NBC Execs Hot | TMZ.com)

Feel better that NBC engaged in “serious thought” before issuing its blessing for this bit of nausea-inducing home ‘entertainment?’  Well, there’s no accounting for taste, so to speak.  This is all too reminiscent of the old movie, The Magic Christian, wherein

Sir Guy Grand (Peter Sellers) an eccentric billionaire, together with his newly adopted heir (formerly a homeless derelict), Youngman Grand (Ringo Starr), start playing elaborate practical jokes on people. A big spender, Grand does not mind handing out large sums of money to various people, bribing them to fulfill his whims, or shocking them by bringing down what they hold dear. Their misadventures are designed as a display of father Grand to his adoptive charge that “everyone has their price” – it just depends on the amount one is prepared to pay….

Towards the end of the film, Guy Grand fills up a huge vat with urine, blood and animal excrement and adds to it thousands of bank notes. Attracting a crowd of onlookers by announcing “Free money!”, Grand successfully entices the city’s workers to recover the cash. The sequence concludes with many members of the crowd submerging themselves, in order to retrieve money that had sunk beneath the surface…

What was once over-the-top satire is now ‘Reality’ TV, proving that all too many of our fellow citizens are all too willing to make asses of themselves (pardon the expression) for a handful of coins as degraded as they are.  It makes you wonder if this country is even worth saving.

Go West

This?

“We can either settle for a country where a shrinking number of people do really well, while a growing number of Americans barely get by. Or we can restore an economy where everyone gets a fair shot and everyone does their fair share and everyone plays by the same set of rules.”

“Now, [capitalism's] a simple theory. And we have to admit, it’s one that speaks to our rugged individualism and our healthy skepticism of too much government. That’s in America’s DNA. And that theory fits well on a bumper sticker. But here’s the problem: It doesn’t work. It has never worked.”

—Barack Obama

“From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!”

—Karl Marx

Or This:

“Take your message of equality of achievement, take your message of economic dependency, take your message of enslaving the entrepreneurial will and spirit of the American people somewhere else.  You can take it to Europe, you can take it to the bottom of the sea, you can take it to the North Pole, but get the hell out of the United States of America…

This is not about 1 percent or 99 percent. This is about 100 percent. It’s about 100 percent America. And I will not stand back and watch anyone defame, degrade or destroy that which my father fought for, my older brother, my father-in-law, myself, my nephew and all my friends still in uniform.

I will not allow President Obama to take the United States of America and destroy it. If that means I’m the No. 1 target for the Democrat Party, all I got to say is one thing: Bring it on, baby.”

—Allen West

This?

Or This:

A West-Rubio ticket would clean anybody’s clock.  Maybe it’s time to bring back the draft…

See: Allen West for President 2012

Congressman Allen West’s website

Obamavision

Barack Obama has a vision. Unfortunately for the country, it’s not particularly American:

  “With or without this Congress, I will keep taking actions that help the economy grow.”

See: Lies, Omissions and Delusions-Obama’s Loaded State Of The Union Speech

Obama: Carpal Tunnel President

Anyone of open and analytical mind who takes the time to examine the record of our current Demander-In-Chief can reach only one diagnosis.  He’s a hard-core Marxist whose every official action is designed to fatally weaken capitalism and Constitutional governance in America.  He’ll never say so, of course (and neither will his cheerleaders in the media)—after all, no subversive worth his salt is going to openly proclaim his treachery.  Which is why last night’s State Of The Union was loaded with shopworn cliches specifically designed, as always, to appeal to naive 8th graders and encephalitic liberals.  Actions, though—as any judge in any criminal court will confirm—always speak louder than words, and Barack Obama’s presidential ledger (to say nothing of his murky history and questionable associations) has again won him the endorsement of individuals and organizations who, in saner times, were routinely surveilled by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

 Obama’s tiresome speeches are the oratorical equivalent of carpal tunnel causation—repetitive rhetoric that can cause numbness, tingling (in certain addled liberal pundits), and weakness in the frontal lobes of the unwary listener; his actions, however, have resulted in chronic and perhaps irrevocable damage to the body politic.  Symptoms abound; it’s time to change the prescription.

(Sad) State Of The Union

As the entire country (meaning the Mainstream Media and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz) awaits tonight’s re-election speech, here are a few rules for this year’s State of the Union Drinking Game:

—A drink is either a shot or a good gulp from a beer (or cider). Different events call for different numbers of drinks and all you do is watch the speech and play along. If all goes well, you’ll be unconscious by the time they show the other party’s response—

Every time Obama….

• refers to a tax increase as “asking” some to pay more – drink 2 shots.

• praises recent economic figures but announces that he is not “satisfied” – drink 1 shot.

• references streamlining or reducing unnecessary regulation – streamline the contents of your glass into your mouth.

Every time he says…

• debt – borrow a shot from a friend, promise you’ll really pay it back this time.

• deficit – finish your drink; borrow the drink of the person next to you and drink it too.

Cheers!

Predators

The primary characteristic of human beings and our governments is that we’re as predatory as a pack of hungry wolves.  Pick at random any work of history authored at any point within, say, the entire span of recorded human existence, and give the mostly blood-drenched pages a quick skim.  You’ll find that epochs of relative peace and stability are so remarkably rare that they’re given names: the Pax Romana, for example, or the Pax Britannia, remembered primarily because they were eras in which we devoured fewer of our neighbors than normal, largely due to the ascendancy of one lycanthropic principality big and mean enough to scare most of the rest of the pack into a sullen, if temporary, passivity.

Given the predisposition of our species for unrelenting murder and mayhem, we’ve had, over the ages, to learn the hard lesson that the best way, maybe the only way, to avoid being ingurgitated is to display teeth longer and sharper than those belonging to the hairy carnivores growling in the next yard over.  Which is why it is suicidal folly for Americans to follow a red fox like Barack Obama who wants to remove our incisors and set us instead to waving our fluffy tails at our enemies.

Electing a Marxist community organizer with a thinly disguised chip on his shoulder to the highest office in the land was a blunder of monumental proportion, but the decades-long apathy of a fat rabbit citizenry that allowed our institutions to be reshaped by forces inimical to Constitutional governance until such an error was even possible was far worse.  We’re not dangling head down over the stew pot like the unfortunate coney above just yet, but, by the promise of a free lunch, we’ve allowed ourselves to be herded into the kitchen where the cooks wait with their long knives.  And, if you listen closely, you can hear the hungry wolves howling outside the door.

See:

China Developing Star Wars Missile Defense While Obama Disarms

Obama unveils strategy for slimmed-down military

New space-arms control initiative draws concern: Critics say military activities will be compromised

Obama takes flak on defense downsizing

Budget Doublespeak: Analysts Cast Doubt on Notion of ‘Reversible’ Cuts

Barack Obama: Communist or Socialist?

Wanted, Dead Or Alive: Democrat Voters

Anyone who’s not a terminal Obamabot or a sagacity-challenged ‘progressive’ knows damn well why Eric Holder’s Department of Injustice is challenging Voter ID laws from one end of the country to the other: there’s no other way they can get non-documented Democrats or the dearly departed to the polls.  In South Carolina,

37,295 people listed by the Election Commission as needing photo IDs are deceased. Of those, 957 were found to have voted after the recorded date of their deaths, according to the SC DMV.

Most folks who vote for our modern-day Jackasses are, of course, indubitably brain-dead, but at least the parts of them that live on are legally (if not mentally) qualified to cast a ballot—always assuming that they’re not on the run from La Migra.  Dead Republicans, on the other hand, rarely vote—no one’s ever asked them.

Obama and Holder contend that requiring voters to prove they are who they say they are is tantamount to denying their right to vote for a Democrat, despite a Supreme Court ruling to the contrary, and that any such law would most certainly adversely impact minorities and the poor—none of whom, however, seem to have been adversely or in any other way impacted by requiring them to provide a valid ID in order to receive food stamps or welfare checks.

But in 2012, we’re living in the Obama Nation, in the Dawn of the Dead, where common sense, prudent governance, and the rule of law are of no consequence if they interfere with the plans of miscreants hell-bent on establishing socialism from sea to shining sea.

Rads & Reds: You’ve Got A Friend In Barry

When it comes to providing aid and comfort to those who wish us harm, Barack Obama takes a back seat to no one—and he provides it with your tax dollars.  The latest profanation perpetrated by his Executive Branch has to do with $1.6 million which the Department of Transportation has earmarked to restore some murals glorifying not George Washington, not Abe Lincoln, not even the liberal’s hero FDR; instead, our money (what’s left of it) is being used to aggrandize the communist revolutionaries Che Guevara and Fidel Castro, and to propagandize for the dissolution of the Southwestern United States:

[...] At a time of record debt, rampant unemployment, and a financially strained citizenry – our Federal government somehow can afford a whopping $1,600,000 to restore “Chicano” murals depicting communist butchers Che Guevara and Fidel Castro, and with maps featuring “Aztlan” – the mythical “nation” that La Raza activists demand be taken from the United States to create a new ethnically-pure proto-Mexican state.

The funds are being provided by the Department of Transportation and is called a “federal transportation enhancement” (as if there are no unsafe bridges across America that could use the funds!)

The murals begun as Mexican nationalist graffiti in the 1970s. The graffiti was first painted on highway underpasses in an attempt to stop the construction of a California Highway Patrol office there. Activists proclaimed the area a “Chicano park” and appeasing leaders – fearing violence – “negotiated” with activists to keep the murals and cancel the police station.  (via OUTRAGE: Feds Spend $1.6 Million to Restore “La Raza” Murals Celebrating “Aztlan” and Che Guevara | Stand With Arizona)

The National Council of La Raza, the former senior vice president of which Obama recently appointed to head his Domestic Policy Council (hmm…can anyone doubt just what domestic policies this Council is going to recommend?), is about as radically un-American as an organization can get; nonetheless it thrives, primarily on the largesse of the federal government, which gifted it with $15.2 million in Department of Education grants in 2009 (NCLR Funding Skyrockets After Obama Hires Its VP).

The Council of La Raza succeeded in having itself added to congressional hearings by Republican House and Senate leaders. And an anonymous senator even gave the Council of La Raza an extra $4 million in earmarked taxpayer money, supposedly for “housing reform,” while La Raza continues to lobby the Senate for virtual open borders and amnesty for illegal aliens.

Key among the secondary organizations is the radical racist group Movimiento Estudiantil Chicano de Aztlan, or Chicano Student Movement of Aztlan (MEChA), one of the most anti-American groups in the country, which has permeated U.S. campuses since the 1960s, and continues its push to carve a racist nation out of the American West.

As Miguel Perez of Cal State-Northridge’s MEChA chapter has been quoted as saying:

“The ultimate ideology is the liberation of Aztlan. Communism would be closest [to it]. Once Aztlan is established, ethnic cleansing would commence: Non-Chicanos would have to be expelled — opposition groups would be quashed because you have to keep power.”

(Rep. Charlie Norwood – The Truth About La Raza via Human Events)

Obama, of course, never saw a communist or radical to whom he refused a helping hand (and these days, that hand is deeply in the pockets of the U.S. taxpayer).  To wit: the granting of a $355 million no-bid U.S. Air Force contract to the Brazilian company Embraer:

The recently elected President of Brazil is Dilma Vana Rousseff of the Workers Party (Communist) who strengthened ties with Chavez on December 11th of this year.

Since when is the U.S. a country that does not allow its own companies to bid against foreign competitors, especially communist competitors?

Answer: Since Barack Hussein Obama was elected president.

H/T to Brady’s Bad To The Bone Blog

Assorted Nuts

When it comes to comic relief, the great Joe Biden has assured himself permanent residence in the Second Banana’s Hall of Fame.  Joe’s latest faux pas came at a fundraiser in San Francisco just days before the local 49ers are scheduled to host the New York Giants in this year’s NFC championship game, when he told the home crowd that “the Giants are on their way to the Super Bowl.”

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 Liberal idiocy recognizes no boundaries. Or borders, for that matter. Here are a few proofs of the theorem:

Those who contribute to, vote for, or otherwise support today’s Democrat party need to catch up to the curve. These are not your father’s Democrats. George McGovern would be a moderate in this party.

This is the party that rejected Hillary Clinton because she was not left enough. Instead it literally took a Marxist street agitator from the Chicago political machine and put him in the White House. Barack Obama was actually teaching the social manipulation methods of openly communist revolutionary Saul Alinsky to other Marxist revolutionaries for the radical communist front group ACORN. His weird name reflects his personal rejection of American culture. This is the person today’s Democrat party wanted for President. (The American Spectator : The Che Guevara Democrat Party)

All In The Family?

There’s lots of rats in Washington that I’d like to relocate, preferably to someplace a bit more to their liking—like Cuba.

D.C.’s new rat law–the Wildlife Protection Act of 2010 is “crazier than fiction” because it requires that rats and other vermin not be killed but captured, preferably in families; no glue or snap traps can be utilized; the rodents must be relocated from where they are captured; and some of these animals may need to be transferred to a “wildlife rehabilitator” as part of their relocation process. (VA AG Fears DC Law May Relocate Rat ‘Families’ to Virginia | CNSnews.com)

Obama Spaces Out

As if his Muslim ‘outreach’ program wasn’t bad enough…

The Obama administration is launching a new space arms-control initiative that critics say will lead to restrictions on U.S. military activities in space, a key U.S. strategic war-fighting advantage. (New space-arms control initiative draws concern – Washington Times)

The Bank of America Acropolis?

Greece’s culture ministry said Tuesday it will open up some of the debt-stricken country’s most-cherished archaeological sites to advertising firms and other ventures. (AFP: Ancient Greek sites could soon be available for rent)

Quick Hitters

Justice In The Eye Of The Be-HOLDER

Barack Obama’s Head Pharisee Eric Holder, whose Department of Justice dispenses justice in much the same manner that O.J. Simpson provided succor to his late wife—see All Clear! DOJ Investigators Whitewash Black Panther Case and Fast & furious lies: Justice Dept. must come clean—demonstrated to dilettantes everywhere yesterday just how a professional prevaricator does it:

Citing the “drumbeat of concern” he has encountered from Americans across the country about discrimination in the election systems, the attorney general vowed that the Justice Department was more committed than ever before to enforcing the Voting Rights Act.  (Martin Luther King Jr. cited by Eric Holder on voting issues – MJ Lee – POLITICO.com)

Ah, those damnable ‘drumbeats of concern,’ audible anytime the socialistic agenda of the Democrats is threatened.  High Commissioner Holder’s idea of enforcing voting laws means encouraging nightstick-wielding Obama thugs to patrol polling places on Election Day (‘his people,’ after all) while blocking sovereign states from combating Democratic electoral chicanery by requiring voters to present appropriate identification before allowing them anywhere near a ballot box.

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Full-Court Press

Elsewhere in the People’s Republic, a herd of heretofore un-Occupied domestic defecators, inspired by last year’s protests and by the Marxist professor Cornel West, plan to disrupt the administration of what sometimes passes for justice in Federal courthouses across the country:

Call To Action: Inspired by our friends at Occupy Wall Street, and Dr. Cornel West, Move To Amend is planning bold action to mark the second anniversary of the infamous Citizens United v. FEC decision!  Occupy the Courts will be a one day occupation of Federal courthouses across the country, including the U.S. Supreme Court in Washington, D.C., on Friday January 20, 2012.  Move to Amend volunteers across the USA will lead the charge on the judiciary which created — and continues to expand — corporate personhood rights.

This ‘charge on the judiciary’ is being led by former Texas shrimper and barrister David Cobb, a 2004 Green Party candidate for President, and promulgator of the hare-brained “Bush Did It” 9/11 theory.  Mr. Cobb’s thoughts on the legal…uh, ‘sanction’ system:

“We support the development of a humane criminal sanction system that is genuinely about the rehabilitation of those who have engaged in anti-social activity, that punishes based on behavior, not race, gender, gender identity or class, and which is based upon alternatives to incarceration.”

Well, Dave, if tomorrow morning we release every prisoner in the United States that was convicted because of laws regarding race, gender, or class, by tomorrow evening, the country will be inundated with exactly none.  Instead of Occupying the courts, your time might be better spent in relocating your brain from the sunless nether region where it currently resides.

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What’s Good For The Goosed…

Even the conservative Washington Times is decrying the paucity of legislation passed by the U.S. Congress last year:

It’s official: Congress ended its least-productive year in modern history after passing 80 bills — fewer than during any other session since year-end records began being kept in 1947.

…making 2011 one of the safest years on record for the American citizen.