Douches Wild

Douches Wild

“Obama simply decided to trade in Jeremiah Wright for someone objectively worse: Al Sharpton. Wright was a divisive, racialist demagogue, no question, but I’m unaware of anything in the Chicago preacher’s past that rises to the level of Sharpton’s behavior, past or present.” John Nolte

The worldview of Barack Obama has always been shaped by a wrecking crew of assorted communists, socialists, Islamists, pacifists, and perverts, so it should come as no great surprise to anyone who’s been paying attention over the last 6+ years that in matters of race, he has taken to relying on the inflammatory advice of a bigot like Al Sharpton, a man who routinely carries a gas can to a house  fire.  Even Obama’s media lackeys are shaking their normally docile heads.  It’s as if FDR had telephoned Adolf Hitler for suggestions on how to deal with the Jews.

America’s mistake was not in electing a black man as its president; it was in electing this one. 


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Honey, I Shrunk The Presidency

Honey I Shrunk The PresidencyYou know a leftie like Obama is in hot water when sycophants like Tingles Matthews, Maureen Dowdy, and the editorial lackeys at the New York Times begin to carp.  Of course, that posse of progressive punditry is not really as exercised over Barry’s inane policies (or lack thereof) as they are over the excessive amount of time he’s spent bogeying the back nine when he could have been back in the Oval Office with his brat pack of latter-day Bolsheviks devising more ways to screw up the country and the world.

SlackerFor a silver-plated narcissist like Obama, the day-to-day grind of governing is never quite as important as the adoration of the glitterati.

SelfieWhat does interest Obama is celebrity: His own, and that of othersHe likes intimate gatherings of rich and famous people, people who enjoy notoriety—though not nearly as much as he—people of means, people of uniform opinion on the state of the world, the economy, and, most importantly, the state of Barack Obama(1,461 Days of Summer: Obama’s endless second-term vacation)

But even as Obama dithers and preens, the diligent apparatchiks who infest the federal government like swarming roaches toil endlessly toward their goal of establishing totalitarianism in the former Land of the Free:

The National Science Foundation is financing the creation of a web service that will monitor “suspicious memes” and what it considers “false and misleading ideas,” with a major focus on political activity online.

“…we will create a web service open to the public for monitoring trends, bursts, and suspicious memes. This service could mitigate the diffusion of false and misleading ideas, detect hate speech and subversive propaganda, and assist in the preservation of open debate.”

“False and misleading ideas”? “Subversive propaganda”? Who’s going to define those terms? What’s “misleading”? What’s “subversive”? Subversive to who? Or what? There’s a reason the First Amendment is so unambiguous. It’s to keep tyrants like these people from inflicting their views on the rest of us and preventing others from freely expressing themselves. (Government to track political speech on internet)

It’s hard to get rid of pests like this once they’ve established a colony in your kitchen. And once you do, you’ve got to seal up the cracks and crevices in your walls and stopper all your leaky pipes so they don’t return.  A prudent homeowner won’t mistake a cockroach for a cricket.


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The InJustice League Of America

Welcome To Ferguson

“Call a priest. The myth of the objective, unbiased press is past the point of needing the last rites. It needs a burial. The media is a slave to its dogma and follows that dogma with a zeal that would make Torquemada and Joseph Goebbles proud. When a white man kills a black man, the facts suddenly become irrelevant. All that matters is the narrative. The narrative is given by the media, blessed be the name of the narrative. The first thing the left wing media does is to sanctify the victim.” (St. Michael, the thug: The media bias in Ferguson)

“I am not the tall U.S. attorney, I am not the thin United States Attorney. I am the black United States attorney … no matter how successful you are, there’s a common cause that bonds the black United States attorney with the black criminal or the black doctor with the black homeless person.” Eric Holder

The canonization of Michael Brown, the latest would-be patron saint of looters, plunderers, rioteers, vandals, communist agitators, and InJustice Department provocateurs, will just have to wait.  Brown, it seems, was not quite the 6’4″, 292 lb. mound of teenage innocence he was originally portrayed to be. In fact, evidence is mounting that he was an aspiring thug and prone-to-violence thief who assaulted the police officer that shot him. Well, kids will be kids, protests the Left.  Meanwhile, let’s burn his town to the ground while we wait for Attorney General Holder to manufacture a reason to hang the offending cop from the nearest gibbet — as soon as, that is, the officer is released from the hospital where Kid Brown put him.

And don’t doubt that Eric Holder’s not trying his best.  After all, he attempted to coerce the Ferguson P.D. into burying the surveillance camera tape that showed Kid Brown strong-arming a convenience store clerk half his size shortly before the Kid’s fatal altercation with the Law, and he’s ordered so many autopsies on the poor lad that the remains are probably beginning to resemble the chopping block at a Japanese restaurant.

But Holder will persevere until he can re-convene the O.J. Simpson jury to weigh all the evidence before they fairly and impartially sentence the defendant to be drawn and quartered and tossed over the Eads Bridge to feed the river cats.

Such is justice in Obama’s America.

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Slinging In The Rain

Slinging In The Rain

“Obama, with his presidency crumbling, is like a petulant child who wants to pick up his marbles and leave.” (The Presidency is Breaking Obama Even As Obama Has Broken the Nation)

“With multiple crises spiraling out of control around the world, stories about the Obama presidency are taking on the air of postmortems. What went wrong, who’s to blame, what next — even The New York Times is starting to recognize that Dear Leader is a global flop.” (The media is turning on President Obama)

“Barack Obama has played almost 200 rounds of golf, no matter what crisis is ongoing. During this vacation, he played golf during a Ukrainian civil war, a conflict in Gaza, the beheading of innocent Christians by the terror group ISIS, and a five-day riot in Ferguson, Missouri.” (Obama Vacations, Golf’s, While American’s Riot and Die Abroad)

Why would anyone dislike Barack Obama? Could it be because of what he’s done in the White House? As you get a refresher on the national nightmare that has been Barack Obama’s presidency, keep in mind that the biggest difficulty in compiling it was limiting it to just 50 examples of corruption, dishonesty, and incompetence. (50 Things Barack Obama Has Done Wrong)

“Don’t bother me with this sh*t. Update Susan or take it to Denis. You know the drill.” Barack Obama

Though he still has a few friends in low places, Obama’s apologists are disappearing faster than Christians in Iraq.  When a Lefty is dissed by MSNBC, the New York Times and the French, he’s in trouble.  Obama, however, blithely plays through, duffer one day, dancing fool the next, treating the business of the nation as an inconvenience as he speeds off to the links or the bicycle path or the next fundraiser.

“Obama loves speaking but appears to loathe governing. Speaking is glamorous. Governing is boring and tedious. He constantly tells everybody else to ‘get to work’ while he is AWOL.” Eric Golub

After six plus years in high office, Obama’s qualifications for the job remain exactly what they were on Day One: a dogged adherence to sophomoric leftist ideology, a gift for teleprompted gab, and a semi-dusky complexion.  The preening narcissist who once promised to slow the rise of the oceans is flailing in the waters of his own incompetence, unable or unwilling to learn from his mistakes.  And he’s taking the rest of us down with him.


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Nanu, Nanu

Robin WilliamsRIP

 Actor Robin Williams, who died Monday at age 63 of an apparent suicide, had visited both Afghanistan and Iraq in 2010 as part of a USO tour to bring entertainment to the troops during the holidays. But it was his visit to Kuwait in 2007, and how his military audience reacted during the retreat ceremony, that might have been the most memorable.

Williams was in the middle of entertaining service members on the evening of Dec. 6, 2007 at Camp Arifjan in Kuwait when the base’s retreat ceremony began. (Robin Williams A Beloved Figure On USO Tours)


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An Ode To The Odious

The Democrats


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No Sugar Tonight

Red Rosie

“Looking at the Senate, P.J. O’Rourke famously quipped that ‘The founding fathers, in their wisdom, devised a method by which our republic can take one hundred of its most prominent numbskulls and keep them out of the private sector where they might do actual harm.’ Of course, these days, the zaniest inmates have escaped their asylum …” (Our Increasingly Insane Political Class)

Connecticut’s state bird is the American robin. Given the representatives they persist in sending to Congress, they may want to change it to the cuckoo.   From the phony Vietnam veteran, Richard Blumenthal, to Rosa DeLauro, the cookie monster communist with the Moe Howard hairdo, the Transplant State is bidding fair to supplant Washington, D.C. as the most liberal territory in the Land of the Semi-Free.

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Dems In The Drink

Big Ban Theory

“In a nutshell, Americans hate the President, hate the congress, hate the Democrats, hate the Republicans, and want to burn Washington, D.C. to the ground.” – Erick Erickson

the-big-red-onesDemocrats, whose only governing specialties are banning anything they don’t like and taxing whatever’s left, are in the drink.  Granted, they’re not in as deep as their inane “progressive” policies have put the rest of us, but that’s only because their retirement plans are so much more buoyant — and the sooner they get to enjoy them, the better.  But even that’s not a sure thing considering their Republican opponents seem to believe that life preservers filled with pink lemonade will keep the circling schools of increasingly desperate left-wing sharks with teeth like box cutters from sending them to the bottom.  As Richard Pecore says of the Pachyderms,

all they have to do is not screw up more than usual to win the Senate in November. That could be a tough task for the GOP, who can’t seem to tie their shoes, much less offer a viable presidential candidate. Their recent candidate history read likes a Who’s Who of losers — people like Romney, who was so unpalatable to conservative voters that 7 million of them stayed home on Election Day in 2012.

Establishment Republicans like Mild Mitch McConnell and Bawlin’ Johnny Boehner have thus far been unable to put up much of a scrap against seasoned grudge match groin-pullers like Dirty Harry Reid, Red Barry Obama, or even the bimbo from the Barbary Coast, that demented cat-scratcher Nancy Pelosi — and there’s a lingering suspicion, at least as regards the importation of droves of illegal aliens into the country, that the fight was fixed from the beginning.  After all, a corner that repeatedly empties the spit bucket on its own fans must have something other than winning on their minds.

The Democrats hold the White House and the Senate, and the Republican Party is spending more time fighting conservatives in their own party than they are fighting the liberals who are destroying our country. It’s time we realize that the Republican establishment hates us as much as they hate the liberals — maybe even more. (Mitt Romney Takes a Stand Against the Tea Party)

Romney, a politician only slightly more inspiring than a lukewarm glass of buttermilk, is apparently being considered for yet another run as the party’s standard bearer by what passes for the GOP brain trust.

The establishment believes that Romney lost because he went too far right in a country that is lurching left. Both suppositions are wrong. Romney lost because he represented everything conservatives (both Republican and Democratic) dislike in a candidate for President.(RINOs Can’t Figure Out Why Romney Lost)

 Mitt’s primary attribute is that he’s a nice guy, exactly the wrong kind of warrior to send into a political knife fight against the assembled character assassins of the Left.  As the old Brooklyn Dodger manager Lippy Leo Durocher once observed, nice guys finish last.


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An Embarassment Of Glitches

Birthday Boy

“Instead of worrying about whether immigrants can learn English, you need to make sure your child can speak Spanish.” – Barack Obama

“By opening our borders to illegal immigrants, and pardoning those illegals already here as he plans through executive order, Obama will create millions of new citizens within a few years to help him transform America into a multicultural vacation land for the world’s footloose homeless with free food, housing, education, entertainment, and healthcare as drawing cards.” Douglas Hertz

“At least 71 individuals from the three nations affected by the current Ebola outbreak have either turned themselves in or been caught attempting to illegally enter the U.S. by U.S. authorities between January 2014 and July 2014.” – Breitbart

It’s official.  What was once the Home of the Brave and Land of the Free has become the haunt of the knave, the LGB and T.  Oh, and the me:

In this week’s address, President Obama shamed Congress and extolled himself in what has become a predictable weekly practice. Referring to himself at least 10 times as practically the only one working hard for Americans, Obama declared his “top priority” the U.S. economy by promising to create more jobs and opportunities … (Obama: Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me)

Funny how much “hard work” a man can get done whilst puttering about on the links — which is where America’s never-toiling Duffer-In-Chief once again spent his weekend (“A recent report in the New York Post revealed that since his 2012 re-election, President Obama has attended 75 fundraisers, and played golf 81 times.”Forbes):

Mike and MollycoddleMichelle Obama, or, as her husband calls her, “Michael,” famously remarked during the presidential campaign of 2008 that for the first time in her adult life, she was proud of her country.  Which coincidentally, was the first time the paying customers of America became ashamed of theirs — not to belittle the randy era of that draft-dodging Arkansas traveler Bill Clinton and his screech owl of a co-president, mortifying enough on its own merits.

But those two refugees from the Sixties are not even in the same league as Barack Obama, whose Manhattan Project of an administration is wreaking destruction on a hitherto unimaginable scale.  The checklist of Obamian-caused catastrophe grows lengthier by the minute and threatens to linger, like the smell of decomposing rats under the rotted floorboards of an once-magnificent home, long after its deadbeat tenant has finally left the premises:

Underhand and UnderwoodAnd we haven’t even mentioned the many scandals, a grab-bag of corruption diverse enough to make even Frank Underwood blush.

Unfortunately, it’s not just Obama. His seedy accomplices, or, as Sherlock Holmes might call them, the Napoleons of Slime, in the Socialist Democratic Party, continue to chip away at the foundations of American liberty, prosperity, and justice:

Based on their percentage of policy success, which is zero, the socialists Democrats oughta be quarantined along with suspected victims of the Ebola virus.  After all, both of ‘em will kill you.  It just takes the Democrats a little longer.


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Why Do Fools Fall In Love?

Fundamental Transformation

“In the United States, Eid also reminds us of the many achievements and contributions of Muslim Americans to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy.” – Barack Obama

Percentage of U.S. population that is Muslim – .o8% – Wikipedia

Try as I might, I just can’t recall any of the Muslim ‘achievements and contributions’ Barry refers to … unless it’s the recent ‘Kill the Jews’ demonstrations held in Chicago, Miami, New York, Boston, and Los Angeles, genocidal soirees sponsored by his dear friends in CAIR

In 2010, James Lewis wondered Why Do Jews Vote for Their Enemies?

American blacks vote Obama for the color of his skin. American Leftists vote O because they hope he will shaft this country more royally than anybody else has so far. So what excuse do the Jews have?

[...] With his favoritism for Muslims, by trying constantly to undermine the elected government of Israel and by constantly reaching out to a Hitler-wannabe in Iran, Obama has made it clear enough what side he’s on. His friends Jodie Evans of Code Pink and Bill Ayers agitated for the Gaza flotilla that turned into a planned PR disaster for Israel. His administration supports the grotesque and shameful farce of Iran, the Sudan, and Libya sitting on the U.N. Human Rights Council. Those are genocidal, torturing, and utterly reactionary regimes. And that’s just the start of Obama’s bitter hatred of Israel and Western values. There’s more coming — you betcha … Obama’s backed off now for the election, but he’ll be back at Netanyahu’s throat as soon as the election is past

Something isn’t right here. People usually don’t vote for those who hate them and who constantly act in alliance with genocidal haters like Hamas and the Iranian fascisti…

In 2012, Barack Obama received 69% of the Jewish vote.

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