Is this someone who appears to have all her oars in the water?
We know he doesn’t:
How ’bout him?
The cover girl for Modern Dementia magazine:
And the centerfold:
And let’s not forget Dr. Giggles <Yee Haw!>:
These are the doofus socialists who have spent the last few years destroying America–and they’re not done yet. We’d have been better off had we elected this guy:
Or maybe Emperor Norton**, poor fellow–born almost two centuries too soon. He’d have fit right in with the loons in the contemporary Jackass Party:
** Joshua Abraham Norton (c. 1819 – January 8, 1880), the self-proclaimed Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I, was a celebrated citizen of San Francisco, California, who in 1859 proclaimed himself “Emperor of these United States” and subsequently “Protector of Mexico”.
After losing a lawsuit … Norton left San Francisco. He returned a few years later, apparently mentally unbalanced, claiming to be the Emperor of the United States. Although he had no political power, and his influence extended only so far as he was humored by those around him, he was treated deferentially in San Francisco, and currency issued in his name was honored in the establishments he frequented.
Though he was considered insane, or at least highly eccentric, the citizens of San Francisco celebrated his regal presence and his proclamations, most famously, his “order” that the United States Congress be dissolved by force and his numerous decrees calling for a bridge and a tunnel to be built across San Francisco Bay (which both happened long after his death in the form of the San Francisco – Oakland Bay Bridge and the Transbay Tube). [Wikipedia]
Emperor Norton issued his executive orders; Barack Obama issues his. Norton’s made more sense.