Modern-Day Jackasses

Is this someone who appears to have all her oars in the water?

Does he?

We know he doesn’t:

How ’bout him?

The cover girl for Modern Dementia magazine:

And the centerfold:

And let’s not forget Dr. Giggles <Yee Haw!>:

These are the doofus socialists who have spent the last few years destroying America–and they’re not done yet.  We’d have been better off had we elected this guy:

Or maybe Emperor Norton**, poor fellow–born almost two centuries too soon.  He’d have fit right in with the loons in the contemporary Jackass Party:

** Joshua Abraham Norton (c. 1819[2] – January 8, 1880), the self-proclaimed Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I, was a celebrated citizen of San Francisco, California, who in 1859 proclaimed himself “Emperor of these United States” and subsequently “Protector of Mexico”.

 After losing a lawsuit … Norton left San Francisco. He returned a few years later, apparently mentally unbalanced, claiming to be the Emperor of the United States. Although he had no political power, and his influence extended only so far as he was humored by those around him, he was treated deferentially in San Francisco, and currency issued in his name was honored in the establishments he frequented.

 Though he was considered insane, or at least highly eccentric, the citizens of San Francisco celebrated his regal presence and his proclamations, most famously, his “order” that the United States Congress be dissolved by force and his numerous decrees calling for a bridge and a tunnel to be built across San Francisco Bay (which both happened long after his death in the form of the San Francisco – Oakland Bay Bridge and the Transbay Tube). [Wikipedia]

Emperor Norton issued his executive orders; Barack Obama issues his.  Norton’s made more sense.


About Bob Mack

Retired since 2003. Military Service: U.S. Army, 36th Artillery Group, Babenhausen, Germany 1966-67; 1st Signal Brigade, Republic of Vietnam, 1967-68 Attended University of Miami, 1969-73
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24 Responses to Modern-Day Jackasses

  1. Grumpyelder says:

    At this point if someone came up grounds for Impeachment Harry Reid would have to go along with- I could handle Biden for 16 or 17 months

  2. boudicabpi says:

    Thanks for this, needed it today.
    Bob A.

  3. loopyloo305 says:

    There are plenty of grounds for impeachment, from ignoring the will of Congress and establishing law via regulation, to actually violating the laws themselves and ignoring the courts, to getting involved in illegal wars and lying to the American people. He could even be charged with treason in the way that he has violated treaties and aided enemies. But Congress has to have the will the charge him and they won’t!

  4. AFVET says:

    Move along, nothing to see here.
    They think we’re idiots, that’s our ace in the hole.

  5. bunkerville says:

    Norton for President.. can we exhume him? Great to have a few chuckles!

  6. Righthook says:

    Good post! I agree with Grumpyelder….I could deal with “gaffe-a-minute” Biden over this clown.

    Why can’t poor Hillary get a stylist, for goodness sake? What is that thing she’s wearing? And her hair? Good lord. I don’t usually go after people for their looks, but who could take this woman seriously? Make an effort, would ya’?? No wonder Clinton looks elsewhere…(ok, I know, that wasn’t very nice, was it…)

  7. roxannadanna says:

    How interesting. SF has at least a 160 year history of being totally and completely full of insane people! That’s twice as long as I’d thought!

  8. Hill’s dress….? She’s taking fashion advice from The Mooch.

  9. TexasFred says:

    the citizens of San Francisco celebrated his regal presence and his proclamations, most famously, his “order” that the United States Congress be dissolved by force

    Today that would be called treason, sedition and anarchy…

    Sounds like a damned good idea to me though…

  10. What is really sad is that our “fellow Americans” elected these fools.

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